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1 Fishing jokes - 21288
- Why are fish boots the warmest ones to wear ? Because they have electric 'eels !...Read the whole joke
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2 Fishing jokes - 21289
- What was the name of Tom Sawyer's fish? Huckleberry Fin!...Read the whole joke
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3 Fishing jokes - 21290
- Why are gold fish orange ? The water makes them rusty !...Read the whole joke
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4 Fishing jokes - 21291
- What will santa bring your fish this christmas? A scale letrix!...Read the whole joke
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5 Fishing jokes - 21292
- What was the Tsar of Russia's favorite fish ? Tsardines !...Read the whole joke
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6 Fishing jokes - 21293
- What do romantic fish sing to each other? Salmon-chanted evening !...Read the whole joke
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7 Fishing jokes - 21294
- What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse ? The Codfather !...Read the whole joke
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8 Fishing jokes - 21295
- What's a sea serpent's favourite meal? Fish and ships!...Read the whole joke
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9 Fishing jokes - 21296
- Why are fish so gullible? They fall for things hook, line and sinker!...Read the whole joke
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10 Fishing jokes - 21297
- How do you communicate with a fish? You drop it a line!...Read the whole joke
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11 Fishing jokes - 21298
- What kind of fish is useful in freezing weather ? Skate !...Read the whole joke
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12 Fishing jokes - 21299
- Where are most fish found ? Between the head and the tail !...Read the whole joke
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13 Fishing jokes - 21300
- What fish sounds like a telephone? Herring, herring...herring, herring...herring, herring....Read the whole joke
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14 Fishing jokes - 21301
- How do you tune a fish? With its scales!...Read the whole joke
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15 Fishing jokes - 21302
- What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment ? A flat fish !...Read the whole joke
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16 Fishing jokes - 21303
- What's the best way to catch a fish? Have someone throw it at you....Read the whole joke
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17 Fishing jokes - 21304
- How did the fish's tail get stuck in the anchor chain? It was just a fluke!...Read the whole joke
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18 Fishing jokes - 21305
- Why are fish no good at tennis? They don't like to get too close to the net!...Read the whole joke
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19 Fishing jokes - 21306
- What do you call a man with a large flatfish on his head? Ray!...Read the whole joke
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20 Fishing jokes - 21307
- How do you post a fish? You send it COD ... or first bass mail...Read the whole joke
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