An official of the White Star Line, speaking of the firm's newly built flagship, the Titanic, launched in 1912, declared that the ship was unsinkable
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1 Face jokes - 16577
- What is grey and hairy and lives on a man's face? A mousetache....Read the whole joke
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2 Face jokes - 16578
- Louise was watching her big sister covering her face with cream. "What's that for?" she asked....Read the whole joke
322 0
3 Face jokes - 16579
- What happened when the witch went for a job as a TV presenter? The producer said she had the p...Read the whole joke
307 0
4 Face jokes - 16580
- Fred: You have the face of a saint. Jill: Really? Which one? Fred: A Saint Bernard....Read the whole joke
313 0
5 Face jokes - 16581
- Fred: You've got a Roman nose. Harry: Like Julius Caesar? Fred: No, it's roamin' all over your...Read the whole joke
297 0
6 Face jokes - 20848
- Two boys were watching TV when the fabulous face and figure of Pamela Anderson appeared on the s...Read the whole joke
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7 Face jokes - 20849
- I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception....Read the whole joke
327 0
8 Face jokes - 20850
- Did you hear about the witch who was so ugly that when a tear rolls down her cheek it takes one ...Read the whole joke
327 0
9 Face jokes - 20851
- Fred: Your sister uses too much make-up. Harry: Do you think so? Fred: Yes. It's so thick that...Read the whole joke
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10 Face jokes - 20852
- Wife to Husband: I'll have you know I've got the face of a teenager! Husband to Wife: Then you...Read the whole joke
280 0
11 Face jokes - 20853
- Patient: The trouble is, doctor, I keep pulling ugly faces. Doctor: Don't worry, I don't expec...Read the whole joke
330 0
12 Face jokes - 20854
- Fred: Do you like my new hairstyle? Harry: In as much as it covers most of your face, yes....Read the whole joke
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13 Face jokes - 20855
- You can read his mind in his face. Yes, it's usually a complete blank....Read the whole joke
327 0
14 Face jokes - 20856
- First Witch: I like your toad. He always has such a nice expression on his face. Second Witch:...Read the whole joke
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15 Face jokes - 20857
- How did your mom know you hadn't washed your face? I forgot to wet the soap....Read the whole joke
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16 Face jokes - 20858
- Boy monster: You've got a face like a million dollars ! Girl monster: Have I really ? Boy mons...Read the whole joke
329 0
17 Face jokes - 20859
- My teacher's got a pretty face if you can read between the lines....Read the whole joke
322 0
18 Face jokes - 20860
- Counselor: Wash your face. I can see what you had for breakfast. Henry: If you're so smart, wha...Read the whole joke
341 0
19 Face jokes - 20861
- What is the hottest part of a man's face? His sideburns....Read the whole joke
331 0
20 Face jokes - 20862
- Why is your nose in the middle of your face? Because it is the scenter (centre)....Read the whole joke
321 0

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