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1 Elephant jokes - 20811
- Why do elephants have trunks ? Because they've no pockets to put things in !...Read the whole joke
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- What animals were last to leave the ark ? The elephants as they had to pack their trunks !...Read the whole joke
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- What do you find in an elephants graveyard ? Elephantoms !...Read the whole joke
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- What is stronger an elephant or a snail ? A snail, because it carries it's house, an elephant jus...Read the whole joke
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- What do you do with old cannon balls ? Give them to elephants to use as marbles !...Read the whole joke
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- What do elephants do in the evenings ? Watch elevision !...Read the whole joke
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- Who lost a herd of elephants ? Big bo peep !...Read the whole joke
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8 Elephant jokes - 20818
- What is an elephants favourite film ? Elephantasia...Read the whole joke
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9 Elephant jokes - 20819
- What do elephants say as a compliment ? You look elephantastic !...Read the whole joke
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10 Elephant jokes - 20820
- What did the elephant say to the famous detective ? It's ele-mentary, my dear Sherlock !...Read the whole joke
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11 Elephant jokes - 20821
- Why did the elephant jump in the lake when it began to rain ? To stop getting wet !...Read the whole joke
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12 Elephant jokes - 20822
- What is a baby elephant after he is five weeks old ? Six weeks old !...Read the whole joke
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- What did the elephant say when the man grabbed him by the tail ? This is the end of me !...Read the whole joke
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14 Elephant jokes - 20824
- What to you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant ? An animal that tells you everything th...Read the whole joke
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15 Elephant jokes - 20825
- What do elephants sing at christmas ? Noel-ephants, Noel-ephants......Read the whole joke
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16 Elephant jokes - 20826
- Who do elephants get their christmas presents from ? Elephanta Claus !...Read the whole joke
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17 Elephant jokes - 20827
- How do you hire an elephant ? Stand it on four bricks !...Read the whole joke
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18 Elephant jokes - 20828
- My elephants got no trunk ? How does it smell ? Terrible !...Read the whole joke
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19 Elephant jokes - 20829
- How do you stop an angry elephant from charging ? Take away it's credit cards !...Read the whole joke
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- What did the baby elephant get when the daddy elephant sneezed ? Out of the way !...Read the whole joke
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