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1 Elephant jokes - 20771
- What's the difference between a sick elephant and seven days ? One is a weak one and the other ...Read the whole joke
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2 Elephant jokes - 20772
- What's the difference between an elephant and a banana ? Have you ever tried to peel an elephan...Read the whole joke
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3 Elephant jokes - 20773
- Why are elephants grey ? So you can tell them from flamingos !...Read the whole joke
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4 Elephant jokes - 20774
- What's the difference between an African elephant and an Indian elephant ? About 3,000 miles !...Read the whole joke
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5 Elephant jokes - 20775
- What's the difference between an elephant and a gooseberry ? A gooseberry is green !...Read the whole joke
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6 Elephant jokes - 20776
- What pill would you give to an elephant that can't sleep ? Trunkquilizers !...Read the whole joke
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7 Elephant jokes - 20777
- A boy with an elephant on his head went to see a doctor. The doctor said, "You know you really n...Read the whole joke
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8 Elephant jokes - 20778
- What kind of elephants live in Antartica ? Cold ones !...Read the whole joke
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9 Elephant jokes - 20779
- Why do elephants have trunks ? Because they would look silly carrying suitcases !...Read the whole joke
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10 Elephant jokes - 20780
- How do you fit five elephants into a car ? Two in the front, two in the back and the other in t...Read the whole joke
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11 Elephant jokes - 20781
- How does an elephant get out of a small car ? The same way that he got in !...Read the whole joke
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12 Elephant jokes - 20782
- Why did the elephant cross the road ? Because the chicken was having a day off !...Read the whole joke
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13 Elephant jokes - 20783
- What did the hotel manager say to the elephant that couldn't pay his bill ? "Pack your trunk and...Read the whole joke
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14 Elephant jokes - 20784
- How do you get an elephant into a matchbox ? Take all the matches out first !...Read the whole joke
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15 Elephant jokes - 20785
- What did the grape say when the elephant stood on it ? Nothing, it just let out a little wine !...Read the whole joke
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16 Elephant jokes - 20786
- How can you tell if there is an elephant in your dessert ? You get very lumpy ice cream !...Read the whole joke
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17 Elephant jokes - 20787
- Why are elephants wiser than chickens ? Have you ever heard of Kentucky Fried Elephant ?!...Read the whole joke
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18 Elephant jokes - 20788
- Why do elephants eat raw food ? Because they don't know how to cook !...Read the whole joke
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19 Elephant jokes - 20789
- Have you heard about the elephant that went on a crash diet ? He wrecked three cars, a bus and ...Read the whole joke
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20 Elephant jokes - 20790
- Why did the elephant eat the candle ? For light refreshment !...Read the whole joke
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