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1 Elephant jokes - 20831
- Why do the elephants have short tails ? Because they can't remember long stories !...Read the whole joke
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2 Elephant jokes - 20832
- Why is an elephant braver than a hen ? Because the elephant isn't chicken !...Read the whole joke
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3 Elephant jokes - 20833
- What is worse than raining cats and dogs ? Raining elephants !...Read the whole joke
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- How do you raise a baby elephant ? With a fork lift truck !...Read the whole joke
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5 Elephant jokes - 20835
- Is the squirt from an elephants trunk very powerful? Well, a jumbo jet can keep 500 people oin ...Read the whole joke
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6 Elephant jokes - 20836
- Reports are coming in of an elephant doing a ton in the highway. Police ask motorists to drive c...Read the whole joke
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- How do you make an elephant sandwich? First of all, you get a very large loaf......Read the whole joke
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8 Elephant jokes - 20838
- How does an elephant go up a tree? It stands on an acorn and waits for it to grow....Read the whole joke
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9 Elephant jokes - 20839
- What do you get if you cross an elephant with the abominable snowman? A jumbo yeti....Read the whole joke
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10 Elephant jokes - 20840
- Why did the gum cross the road? Because it was under the elephants foot....Read the whole joke
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11 Elephant jokes - 20841
- What does a bald elephant wear for a toupee? A sheep....Read the whole joke
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12 Elephant jokes - 20842
- Why do elephants prefer peanuts to caviar? Because they're easier to get at the ballpark....Read the whole joke
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13 Elephant jokes - 20843
- Why are elephants large, grey and wrinkly? Because if they were small round and white, they would...Read the whole joke
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14 Elephant jokes - 20844
- Why don't elephants like martinis? Have you ever tried to get an olive out of your nose?...Read the whole joke
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15 Elephant jokes - 20845
- Why do elephants live in the jungle? Because it's out of the high rent district....Read the whole joke
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16 Elephant jokes - 20846
- Why do elephants squirt water through their noses? If they squirted it through their tails, it'...Read the whole joke
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17 Elephant jokes - 20847
- Why do elephants jump across rivers? So they won't step on the fish....Read the whole joke
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18 Elephant jokes - 20880
- Why did the elephant eat the candle? He wanted a light snack!...Read the whole joke
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19 Elephant jokes - 20881
- Q: What happened when the elephant sat on the car? A: Everyone knows a Mercedes Bends!...Read the whole joke
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20 Elephant jokes - 20882
- Two elephants jumped off a cliff....... BOOM BOOM!...Read the whole joke
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