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1 Dead and dying jokes - 19797
- An English guy was very ill and his son went to visit him in the hospital. Suddenly, the father ...Read the whole joke
167 0
2 Dead and dying jokes - 19798
- This elderly Newfoundland fisherman is on his deathbed and summons his 3 sons to his bedside. "W...Read the whole joke
153 0
3 Dead and dying jokes - 19799
- Phoning the florist to order some flowers for her lover's funeral, woman was caught off guard wh...Read the whole joke
145 0
4 Dead and dying jokes - 19800
- Question: What did the dead raccoon say in his will? Answer: "Leave it to Beaver."...Read the whole joke
142 0
5 Dead and dying jokes - 19801
- A man was sitting in the electric chair. The executioner said, "Look, I'm sorry but I'm going to...Read the whole joke
150 0
6 Dead and dying jokes - 19802
- Why do cemeteries have fences around them? Because people are dying to get in....Read the whole joke
132 0
7 Dentist jokes - 16532
- A dentist, after completing work on a patient, came to him begging. Dentist: Could you help m...Read the whole joke
177 0
8 Dentist jokes - 16533
- A patient came to his dentist with problems with his teeth. Patient: Doctor, I have yellow te...Read the whole joke
303 0
9 Dentist jokes - 16534
- Dentist: I have to pull the aching tooth, but don't worry it will take just five minutes. Patie...Read the whole joke
214 0
10 Dentist jokes - 16535
- "I came in to make an appointment with the dentist." said the man to the receptionist. "I'm s...Read the whole joke
180 0
11 Dentist jokes - 16536
- A husband and wife entered the dentist's office. The husband said, "I want a tooth pulled. I don...Read the whole joke
220 0
12 Dentist jokes - 19803
- Dentist begging the patient: Could you help me? Could you give out a few of your loudest, most p...Read the whole joke
154 0
13 Dentist jokes - 19804
- Patient: "It must be tough spending all day with your hands in someone's mouth." Dentist: "I ju...Read the whole joke
140 0
14 Dentist jokes - 19805
- "I am sorry, madam, but I shall have to charge you hundred dollars for pulling your boy's tooth....Read the whole joke
152 0
15 Dentist jokes - 19806
- What does the dentist of the year get?...A little plaque....Read the whole joke
136 0
16 Dentist jokes - 19807
- Why did the dentist make a poor date with the manicurist? Because they fought both tooth and na...Read the whole joke
148 0
17 Dentist jokes - 19808
- How many dentists does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to administer the anaesthetic...Read the whole joke
150 0
18 Dentist jokes - 19809
- What did the werewolf eat after he'd had his teeth taken out? The dentist....Read the whole joke
143 0
19 Dentist jokes - 19810
- Monster: Doctor, doctor, I'm a blood-sucking monster and I keep needing to eat doctors. Doctor...Read the whole joke
141 0
20 Dentist jokes - 19811
- Fred's mother was on the telephone to the boy's dentist. "I don't understand it," she complain...Read the whole joke
137 0

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