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1 Dead and dying jokes - 19772
- "Why are you crying Fred?" asked the teacher. " 'Cos my parrot died last night. I washed it in ...Read the whole joke 61 0
2 Dead and dying jokes - 19773
- Doctor, doctor, I'm at death's door! Don't worry, Mrs Jenkins. An operation will soon pull you ...Read the whole joke 64 0
3 Dead and dying jokes - 19774
- What kind of ghosts haunt operating theatres? Surgical spirits....Read the whole joke 66 0
4 Dead and dying jokes - 19775
- How do you make a Venetian blind? Poke him in the eye...Read the whole joke 59 0
5 Dead and dying jokes - 19776
- My brother's a professional boxer. Heavyweight ? No, featherweight. He tickles his opponents to d...Read the whole joke 66 0
6 Dead and dying jokes - 19777
- A monster and a zombie went into a funeral home. 'I'd like to order a coffin for a friend of min...Read the whole joke 54 0
7 Dead and dying jokes - 19778
- If a woman is born in Italy, grows up in England, goes to America and dies in Baltimore, what is...Read the whole joke 54 0
8 Dead and dying jokes - 19779
- Vampire 1: "I once went so long without fresh blood that I nearly died." Vampire 2: "How awful...Read the whole joke 49 0
9 Dead and dying jokes - 19780
- I've been e-mailing William Shakespeare. William Shakespeare's dead, silly. No wonder he hasn't ...Read the whole joke 50 0
10 Dead and dying jokes - 19781
- What is the last thing you eat before you die? You bite the dust....Read the whole joke 44 0
11 Dead and dying jokes - 19782
- What did the little kid do with the dead battery? He buried it....Read the whole joke 47 0
12 Dead and dying jokes - 19783
- What is posthumous work ? Something written by someone after they are dead !...Read the whole joke 44 0
13 Dead and dying jokes - 19784
- Why did the cowboy die with his boots on ? Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicke...Read the whole joke 44 0
14 Dead and dying jokes - 19785
- When a knight in armour was killed in battle, what sign did they put on his grave ? Rust in pea...Read the whole joke 45 0
15 Dead and dying jokes - 19786
- Why was George Washington buried at Mount Vernon ? Because he was dead !...Read the whole joke 47 0

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