Beelzebug (n.) Satan in the form of a mosquito that gets into your bedroom at 3 in the morning and cannot be cast out.
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1 Dead and dying jokes - 19777
- A monster and a zombie went into a funeral home. 'I'd like to order a coffin for a friend of min...Read the whole joke
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2 Dead and dying jokes - 19778
- If a woman is born in Italy, grows up in England, goes to America and dies in Baltimore, what is...Read the whole joke
194 0
3 Dead and dying jokes - 19779
- Vampire 1: "I once went so long without fresh blood that I nearly died." Vampire 2: "How awful...Read the whole joke
233 0
4 Dead and dying jokes - 19780
- I've been e-mailing William Shakespeare. William Shakespeare's dead, silly. No wonder he hasn't ...Read the whole joke
246 0
5 Dead and dying jokes - 19781
- What is the last thing you eat before you die? You bite the dust....Read the whole joke
208 0
6 Dead and dying jokes - 19782
- What did the little kid do with the dead battery? He buried it....Read the whole joke
212 0
7 Dead and dying jokes - 19783
- What is posthumous work ? Something written by someone after they are dead !...Read the whole joke
227 0
8 Dead and dying jokes - 19784
- Why did the cowboy die with his boots on ? Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicke...Read the whole joke
233 0
9 Dead and dying jokes - 19785
- When a knight in armour was killed in battle, what sign did they put on his grave ? Rust in pea...Read the whole joke
204 0
10 Dead and dying jokes - 19786
- Why was George Washington buried at Mount Vernon ? Because he was dead !...Read the whole joke
204 0
11 Dead and dying jokes - 19787
- What are you doing? I'm trying to call Washington! Oh, haven't you heard? He's dead!...Read the whole joke
194 0
12 Dead and dying jokes - 19788
- Waiter, there's a fly in my soup ! Yes, it's the rotting meat that attracts them !...Read the whole joke
188 0
13 Dead and dying jokes - 19789
- Q: What is the definition of Death? A: When you stop paying taxes suddenly....Read the whole joke
207 0
14 Dead and dying jokes - 19790
- Three weeks after her wedding day, Joanna called her minister. "Reverend," she wailed, "John and...Read the whole joke
236 0
15 Dead and dying jokes - 19791
- There was a great loss today in the entertainment world. The man who wrote the song "Hokey Pokey...Read the whole joke
168 0
16 Dead and dying jokes - 19792
- A dying man smells his favorite oatmeal raisin cookies cooking downstairs. It takes all the stre...Read the whole joke
241 0
17 Dead and dying jokes - 19793
- "Do you believe in life after death?" the boss asked one of his employees. "Yes, Sir," the ne...Read the whole joke
145 0
18 Dead and dying jokes - 19794
- A chap went up to the counter in the library and said, "Have you got any books about committing ...Read the whole joke
162 0
19 Dead and dying jokes - 19795
- Teacher: What can you tell me about the Dead Sea? Pupil: Dead ?, I didn't even know he was sick !...Read the whole joke
160 0
20 Dead and dying jokes - 19796
- A man is fibbing away about how great things are in his country. Finally, he starts describing...Read the whole joke
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