| # |
Title |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Dead and dying jokes - 19757
- If a man was born in England, raised in
America and died in Spain, what does that make him?
De...Read the whole joke |
43 |
0 |
| 2 |
Dead and dying jokes - 19758
- Doctor, doctor, I feel dead from the
waist down.
I'll arrange for you to be halfburied....Read the whole joke |
35 |
0 |
| 3 |
Dead and dying jokes - 19759
- Waiter, waiter! There's a
dead fly
in my soup.
Oh no! Who's going to look after his family?...Read the whole joke |
40 |
0 |
| 4 |
Dead and dying jokes - 19760
- Why did the monster
take a dead man
for a drive in his car?
Because he was a car-case....Read the whole joke |
39 |
0 |
| 5 |
Dead and dying jokes - 19761
- Teacher: If I had ten flies on my desk,
and I swatted one, how many flies would be left?
Girl: ...Read the whole joke |
42 |
0 |
| 6 |
Dead and dying jokes - 19762
- Did you hear about the do-it-yourself
funeral?
They just loosen the earth and you sink down by...Read the whole joke |
47 |
0 |
| 7 |
Dead and dying jokes - 19763
- Did you
hear about the undertaker
who buried someone in the wrong place and was
sacked for the...Read the whole joke |
47 |
0 |
| 8 |
Dead and dying jokes - 19764
- Why do you want to be buried at sea?
Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave....Read the whole joke |
52 |
0 |
| 9 |
Dead and dying jokes - 19765
- I was so sorry
to hear you buried
your mother last week.
Well, we had to, you know, she was dea...Read the whole joke |
52 |
0 |
| 10 |
Dead and dying jokes - 19766
- A monster and a zombie went
into
the undertaker's. "I'd like to order a coffin for a friend of
...Read the whole joke |
44 |
0 |
| 11 |
Dead and dying jokes - 19767
- Did you hear someone has invented a
coffin that just covers the head?
It's for people like you ...Read the whole joke |
50 |
0 |
| 12 |
Dead and dying jokes - 19768
- The man who
was about to die said
to the Sheriff,
"Say, do I really have to die swinging from ...Read the whole joke |
58 |
0 |
| 13 |
Dead and dying jokes - 19769
- A chemist, a shopkeeper and a teacher
were
sentenced to death by firing squad. The chemist was t...Read the whole joke |
53 |
0 |
| 14 |
Dead and dying jokes - 19770
- At the inquest
into her husband's
death by food poisoning Mrs Wally was asked by the
coroner i...Read the whole joke |
59 |
0 |
| 15 |
Dead and dying jokes - 19771
- A man
is calling on his best friend
to pay a condolence call the day after the
friend's wife h...Read the whole joke |
52 |
0 |