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1 Dog jokes - 20546
- Which dog is always without a tail? A hot dog....Read the whole joke
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2 Dog jokes - 20547
- Which dog looks like a cat? A police dog in disguise....Read the whole joke
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3 Dog jokes - 20548
- Which dog tastes better when eaten? A hot dog....Read the whole joke
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4 Dog jokes - 20549
- Why did the dog go to the doctor after a tomato fell on his head? The tomato was in a can....Read the whole joke
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5 Dog jokes - 20550
- Why did the dog mistake the dog catcher for a grape? He was colour-blind....Read the whole joke
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6 Dog jokes - 20551
- Why did the dog run in circles? He was a watchdog and needed winding....Read the whole joke
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7 Dog jokes - 20552
- Why did the dog say he was an actor? His leg was in a cast....Read the whole joke
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8 Dog jokes - 20553
- Why did the dog sleep so poorly? By mistake he plugged his electric blanket into the toaster and ...Read the whole joke
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9 Dog jokes - 20554
- Why did the dog's owner think his dog was a great mathematician? When he asked the dog what six...Read the whole joke
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10 Dog jokes - 20555
- Why did the thoughtful father buy his six children a dachshund? He wanted a dog they could all pe...Read the whole joke
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11 Dog jokes - 20556
- Why didn't the dog play cards on his ocean cruise? Because the captain stood on the deck....Read the whole joke
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12 Dog jokes - 20557
- Why do dogs turn around three times before lying down? One good turn deserves another....Read the whole joke
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13 Dog jokes - 20558
- Why does a d dog scratch himself? He is the only one that knows where it itches....Read the whole joke
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14 Dog jokes - 20559
- Why doesn't a dog ever have a nose 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot....Read the whole joke
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15 Dog jokes - 20560
- Why is a dog like a baseball player? He runs for home when he sees the catcher coming....Read the whole joke
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16 Dog jokes - 20561
- Why is a dog so warm in Summer? He wears a coat and pants....Read the whole joke
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17 Dog jokes - 20562
- Why was the mother flea so unhappy? All her children had gone to the dogs....Read the whole joke
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18 Dog jokes - 20563
- Would you rather have a 300-pound dog chase you or a tiger? I'd rather have him chase the tiger...Read the whole joke
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19 Dog jokes - 20564
- Why is a dog with a lame leg like adding 6 and 7s? He puts down the three and carries the one....Read the whole joke
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20 Dog jokes - 20565
- My dog is great at math. Really ? Ask him how much is two minus two. But two minus two is no...Read the whole joke
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