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1 Dog jokes - 20506
- Why do dogs run in circles ? Because its hard to run in squares !...Read the whole joke
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2 Dog jokes - 20507
- How do you find your dog if he's lost in the woods ? Put your ear up to a tree and listen for t...Read the whole joke
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3 Dog jokes - 20508
- How can you tell a dog from a tomato? The tomato is red....Read the whole joke
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4 Dog jokes - 20509
- How can you tell a dog from an elephant? The elephant remembers....Read the whole joke
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5 Dog jokes - 20510
- How did the dog feel when he lost his flashlight? Delighted....Read the whole joke
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6 Dog jokes - 20511
- How did the dog get into the locked cemetery at night? He used a skeleton key....Read the whole joke
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7 Dog jokes - 20512
- How did the dog make anti-freeze? He stole her blanket....Read the whole joke
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8 Dog jokes - 20513
- How did the dog make gold soup? He put in 24 carrots....Read the whole joke
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9 Dog jokes - 20514
- How did the dog's owner know his pet was angry about having soap flakes for breakfast? He foame...Read the whole joke
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10 Dog jokes - 20515
- How do you keep a dog from barking in your front yard? Put him in your back yard....Read the whole joke
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11 Dog jokes - 20516
- What did the dog do when the panhandler put the bite on him? Bit him, naturally....Read the whole joke
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12 Dog jokes - 20517
- What did the dog do with the history professor? They got together and talked over old times....Read the whole joke
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13 Dog jokes - 20518
- What did the dog get when he multiplied 497 by 684? The wrong answer....Read the whole joke
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14 Dog jokes - 20519
- What did the dog say to the pig? You are just a bore....Read the whole joke
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15 Dog jokes - 20520
- What did the dog say when he chased his tail? This is the end....Read the whole joke
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16 Dog jokes - 20521
- What did the dog take when he was run down? The license number of the car that hit him....Read the whole joke
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17 Dog jokes - 20522
- What did the dog use to make his kite? Flypaper....Read the whole joke
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18 Dog jokes - 20523
- What happened to the dog that fell into a lens-grinding machine? He made a spectacle of himself...Read the whole joke
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19 Dog jokes - 20524
- What happened when the shaggy dog swallowed a teaspoon? He wasn't able to stir....Read the whole joke
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20 Dog jokes - 20525
- What has 2,000 eyes and 4,000 feet? A thousand dogs....Read the whole joke
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