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1 Dead and dying jokes - 16527
- A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see that the obituary for her recently deceased ...Read the whole joke
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2 Dead and dying jokes - 16528
- A Packer fan was enjoying himself at the game in a packed Lambeau Field, until he noticed an em...Read the whole joke
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3 Dead and dying jokes - 16529
- A woman goes into a funeral home to make arrangements for her husband's funeral. She tells the ...Read the whole joke
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4 Dead and dying jokes - 16530
- Sam was on his death bed, and his wife and children were gathered around him. Suddenly the arom...Read the whole joke
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5 Dead and dying jokes - 16531
- What's the difference between a very old, shaggy Yeti and a dead bee? One's a seedy beast and ...Read the whole joke
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6 Dead and dying jokes - 19747
- What lies on the ground 100 feet up in the air and smells? A dead centipede....Read the whole joke
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7 Dead and dying jokes - 19748
- What is the difference between a musician and a dead body? One composes and the other decompos...Read the whole joke
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8 Dead and dying jokes - 19749
- What has four legs, a tail, whiskers and flies? A dead cat....Read the whole joke
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9 Dead and dying jokes - 19750
- What do you call a man who has been dead and buried for thousands of years? Pete....Read the whole joke
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10 Dead and dying jokes - 19751
- What's a zombie's favorite pop song? Dead sails in the sunset....Read the whole joke
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11 Dead and dying jokes - 19752
- What do you find in a zombie's veins? Dead blood corpuscles....Read the whole joke
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12 Dead and dying jokes - 19753
- Where do ghosts go for their holidays? The Dead Sea....Read the whole joke
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13 Dead and dying jokes - 19754
- First ghoul: You don't look too well today. Second ghoul: No, I'm dead on my feet....Read the whole joke
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14 Dead and dying jokes - 19755
- Did you hear about the man who left his job at the mortuary? It was a dead end job....Read the whole joke
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15 Dead and dying jokes - 19756
- Did you hear about the two men who were cremated at the same time? It was a dead heat....Read the whole joke
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