Kedophobia (ked oh fo' be uh) - n. The fear of having one's sneakers eaten by the teeth on the escalator.
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1 Dead and dying jokes - 19757
- If a man was born in England, raised in America and died in Spain, what does that make him? De...Read the whole joke
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2 Dead and dying jokes - 19758
- Doctor, doctor, I feel dead from the waist down. I'll arrange for you to be halfburied....Read the whole joke
198 0
3 Dead and dying jokes - 19759
- Waiter, waiter! There's a dead fly in my soup. Oh no! Who's going to look after his family?...Read the whole joke
252 0
4 Dead and dying jokes - 19760
- Why did the monster take a dead man for a drive in his car? Because he was a car-case....Read the whole joke
211 0
5 Dead and dying jokes - 19761
- Teacher: If I had ten flies on my desk, and I swatted one, how many flies would be left? Girl: ...Read the whole joke
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6 Dead and dying jokes - 19762
- Did you hear about the do-it-yourself funeral? They just loosen the earth and you sink down by...Read the whole joke
223 0
7 Dead and dying jokes - 19763
- Did you hear about the undertaker who buried someone in the wrong place and was sacked for the...Read the whole joke
214 0
8 Dead and dying jokes - 19764
- Why do you want to be buried at sea? Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave....Read the whole joke
271 0
9 Dead and dying jokes - 19765
- I was so sorry to hear you buried your mother last week. Well, we had to, you know, she was dea...Read the whole joke
227 0
10 Dead and dying jokes - 19766
- A monster and a zombie went into the undertaker's. "I'd like to order a coffin for a friend of ...Read the whole joke
181 0
11 Dead and dying jokes - 19767
- Did you hear someone has invented a coffin that just covers the head? It's for people like you ...Read the whole joke
208 0
12 Dead and dying jokes - 19768
- The man who was about to die said to the Sheriff, "Say, do I really have to die swinging from ...Read the whole joke
223 0
13 Dead and dying jokes - 19769
- A chemist, a shopkeeper and a teacher were sentenced to death by firing squad. The chemist was t...Read the whole joke
199 0
14 Dead and dying jokes - 19770
- At the inquest into her husband's death by food poisoning Mrs Wally was asked by the coroner i...Read the whole joke
201 0
15 Dead and dying jokes - 19771
- A man is calling on his best friend to pay a condolence call the day after the friend's wife h...Read the whole joke
214 0
16 Dead and dying jokes - 19772
- "Why are you crying Fred?" asked the teacher. " 'Cos my parrot died last night. I washed it in ...Read the whole joke
213 0
17 Dead and dying jokes - 19773
- Doctor, doctor, I'm at death's door! Don't worry, Mrs Jenkins. An operation will soon pull you ...Read the whole joke
219 0
18 Dead and dying jokes - 19774
- What kind of ghosts haunt operating theatres? Surgical spirits....Read the whole joke
193 0
19 Dead and dying jokes - 19775
- How do you make a Venetian blind? Poke him in the eye...Read the whole joke
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20 Dead and dying jokes - 19776
- My brother's a professional boxer. Heavyweight ? No, featherweight. He tickles his opponents to d...Read the whole joke
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