I am going to call my kids Ctrl, Alt and Delete. Then if they muck up i will just hit them all at once.
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1 Dog jokes - 20426
- Paul got off the elevator on the 40th floor and nervously knocked on his blind date's door. Sh...Read the whole joke
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2 Dog jokes - 20427
- Q: When's the best time to take your doberman pinscher for a walk? - A: Anytime he wants to go....Read the whole joke
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3 Dog jokes - 20428
- Q: Why do dogs bury bones in the ground? - A: Because you can't bury them in the sky!...Read the whole joke
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4 Dog jokes - 20429
- Q: How did bulldogs get such flat noses? - A: From chasing cars....Read the whole joke
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5 Dog jokes - 20430
- Q: What has got four legs and an arm? - A: A Rottweiler in a playground....Read the whole joke
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6 Dog jokes - 20431
- Q: How do you get a dog to stop barking in the back seat of a car? - A: Put him in the front sea...Read the whole joke
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7 Dog jokes - 20432
- Q: What do you say to a dog before he eats? - A: Bone appetite!...Read the whole joke
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8 Dog jokes - 20433
- Q: Why did the dog cross the road? - A: Because it was the chickens day off....Read the whole joke
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- Q: Why is a dog's nose in the middle of it's face? - A: Because it's the scenter....Read the whole joke
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10 Dog jokes - 20435
- Q: When is a strange dog most likely to go into your house? - A: When the door is open....Read the whole joke
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11 Dog jokes - 20436
- Q: What happened when the dog went to the flea circus? - A: It stole the show!...Read the whole joke
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12 Dog jokes - 20437
- Q: Why did the lazy person buy a tall dog? - A: So that they didn't have to bend down to pet it....Read the whole joke
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13 Dog jokes - 20438
- Q: What kind of dog does a dracula like? - A: A Bloodhound....Read the whole joke
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14 Dog jokes - 20439
- Q: What did the puppy say when he sat on sand paper? - A: RUFF!...Read the whole joke
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15 Dog jokes - 20440
- Q: What goes "krab, krab, krab"? - A: A dog barking in a mirror....Read the whole joke
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16 Dog jokes - 20441
- Q: What side of the dog has the most fur? - A: The Outside....Read the whole joke
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17 Dog jokes - 20442
- Q: Why does a dog wag it's tail? - A: No one else will do it for them...Read the whole joke
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18 Dog jokes - 20443
- Two Scottish nuns have just arrived in the USA by boat and one says to the other, "I hear that...Read the whole joke
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19 Dog jokes - 20444
- Small girl: I'd buy that dog, but his legs are too short! Clerk: Too short ? Why, all four of th...Read the whole joke
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20 Dog jokes - 20445
- Where did the dog breeder keep his savings ? In bark-lays bank !...Read the whole joke
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