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1 Dirty jokes - 20142
- Q: Did you hear about the conceited blonde? A: She screams her own name when she comes....Read the whole joke
164 0
2 Dirty jokes - 20143
- Q: Why did the blonde give up bowling for screwing? A: The balls are lighter, and you don't h...Read the whole joke
180 0
3 Dirty jokes - 20144
- Q: Why did the blonde give a blow job after sex? A: She wanted to have her cock and eat it t...Read the whole joke
175 0
4 Dirty jokes - 20145
- Q: What is a bellybutton for? A: It gives a blonde a place to park her gum on the way down....Read the whole joke
245 0
5 Dirty jokes - 20146
- Q. What did the blonde's left leg say to her right leg? A: Between the two of us, we can make ...Read the whole joke
190 0
6 Dirty jokes - 20147
- Q: What do you call a blonde with a bag of sugar on her head? A: Sweet fuck all....Read the whole joke
188 0
7 Dirty jokes - 20148
- Q: How can you tell if a blonde works in an office? A: A bed in the stockroom and huge smiles...Read the whole joke
214 0
8 Dirty jokes - 20149
- Q: Why do blondes have orgasms? A: So they know when to stop having sex....Read the whole joke
174 0
9 Dirty jokes - 20150
- Q: What did the blonde say during a porno? A: "There I am!"...Read the whole joke
181 0
10 Dirty jokes - 20151
- Q: How does a blonde prepare for safe sex? A: She puts on rubber based lipstick....Read the whole joke
170 0
11 Dirty jokes - 20152
- Q: How does a horny guy spell relief? A: B-L-O-N-D-E....Read the whole joke
191 0
12 Dirty jokes - 20153
- Q: What do you call 4 blondes laying on the beach? A: Public access....Read the whole joke
173 0
13 Dirty jokes - 20154
- Q: What do you call two blondes in a canoe? A: Fur traders....Read the whole joke
170 0
14 Dirty jokes - 20155
- Q: Why does NASA hire peroxide blondes? A: They're doing research on black holes....Read the whole joke
159 0
15 Dirty jokes - 20156
- Q: Why is a blonde like Australia? A: They're both down under, and no one cares....Read the whole joke
171 0
16 Dirty jokes - 20157
- Q: Why do blonde's get confused in the ladies room? A: They have to pull their own pants down...Read the whole joke
169 0
17 Dirty jokes - 20158
- Q: What is 68 to a blonde? A: Where she goes down on you and you owe her one....Read the whole joke
146 0
18 Dirty jokes - 20159
- Q: What does a screen door and a blonde have in common? A: The more you bang it the looser it...Read the whole joke
164 0
19 Dirty jokes - 20160
- Q: What is the definition of the perfect woman? A: A deaf and dumb blonde nymphomaniac whose ...Read the whole joke
157 0
20 Dirty jokes - 20161
- Q: How would a blonde punctuate the following?: "Fun fun fun worry worry worry" A: Fun peri...Read the whole joke
169 0

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