My girlfriend told me I should be more affectionate. So I got two girlfriends.
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1 Dirty jokes - 20042
- Q: What do you call 3 blondes, a chimp, and another blonde standing on a street corner? A: 4 f*...Read the whole joke
191 0
2 Dirty jokes - 20043
- Q: What do you call a blonde lesbian? A: A waste....Read the whole joke
199 0
3 Dirty jokes - 20044
- Q: Why did god give blonds 2% more brains than horses? A: Because he didn't want them shitting in...Read the whole joke
213 0
4 Dirty jokes - 20045
- Q: How does the blond turn on the light after she has had sex? A: She opens the car door....Read the whole joke
194 0
5 Dirty jokes - 20046
- Q: How does a blonde part their hair? A1: (Action of scissoring legs apart) A2: By doing the spl...Read the whole joke
188 0
6 Dirty jokes - 20047
- Q: How do you tell when a blonde reaches orgasm? A1: She drops her nail-file!...Read the whole joke
213 0
7 Dirty jokes - 20048
- Q: What do you call a blonde with ESP and PMS? A: A know-it-all bitch....Read the whole joke
186 0
8 Dirty jokes - 20049
- Q: What's the difference between a counterfeit dollar and a skinny blonde? A: One's a phony buc...Read the whole joke
196 0
9 Dirty jokes - 20050
- Q: What is the best blonde secretary in the world to have? A: One that never misses a period....Read the whole joke
182 0
10 Dirty jokes - 20051
- Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a brick? A: When you lay a brick it doesn't fol...Read the whole joke
199 0
11 Dirty jokes - 20052
- Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a broom closet? A: Only two men fit inside a broo...Read the whole joke
205 0
12 Dirty jokes - 20053
- Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a phone booth? A1: You need a quarter to use th...Read the whole joke
191 0
13 Dirty jokes - 20054
- Q: What does the Bermuda Triangle and blondes have in common? A: They've both swallowed a lot...Read the whole joke
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14 Dirty jokes - 20055
- Q: What did the blonde do when she got her period? A: Looked around for the bastard that mus...Read the whole joke
189 0
15 Dirty jokes - 20056
- Q: What is that insensitive bit at the base of the penis called? A: The man....Read the whole joke
183 0
16 Dirty jokes - 20057
- Q: How is a man like a snowstorm? A: You never know when he's coming, how many inches you'll get,...Read the whole joke
201 0
17 Dirty jokes - 20058
- Q: Why do men become smarter during sex? A: Because they are plugged into a genius....Read the whole joke
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18 Dirty jokes - 20059
- Q: Why don't women have men's brains? A: Because they don't have penises to put them in....Read the whole joke
202 0
19 Dirty jokes - 20060
- Q: What do electric trains and breasts have in common? A: They're intended for children, but it...Read the whole joke
192 0
20 Dirty jokes - 20061
- Q: Why is a man's pee yellow and his sperm white? A: So he can tell if he is coming or going....Read the whole joke
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