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1 Dirty jokes - 20021
- An elderly woman decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist "Paint me with diam...Read the whole joke
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2 Dirty jokes - 20022
- A young teenaged girl was a prostitute and, for obvious reasons, kept it a secret from her grand...Read the whole joke
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3 Dirty jokes - 20023
- Then there's the woman who goes to the dentist. As he leans over to begin working on her, she gr...Read the whole joke
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4 Dirty jokes - 20024
- This woman goes into a dentist's office, after he is through examining her he says: "I am sorry ...Read the whole joke
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5 Dirty jokes - 20025
- A dentist friend of mine had a T-shirt which said on the front: Let me put my tool in your mou...Read the whole joke
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6 Dirty jokes - 20027
- Q: Why did god give blonde's 2 more brain cells than he gave cows? A: So they wouldn't shit all...Read the whole joke
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7 Dirty jokes - 20028
- Q: Why do blondes like tilt steering???? A: More head room...Read the whole joke
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8 Dirty jokes - 20029
- Q: WHY ARE BLONDES LIKE PIANOS? A: When they aren't upright, they're grand....Read the whole joke
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9 Dirty jokes - 20030
- Q: How do you get a blonde pregnant? A: Come in her shoes and let the flies do the rest....Read the whole joke
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10 Dirty jokes - 20031
- Q: WHY DON`T BLONDES LIKE ANAL SEX? A: They don`t like their brains being screwed with....Read the whole joke
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11 Dirty jokes - 20032
- Q: How do you know a blonde likes you? A: She screws you two nights in a row....Read the whole joke
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12 Dirty jokes - 20033
- Q: How do you get a blonde off of your knees? A: Come....Read the whole joke
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13 Dirty jokes - 20034
- Q: How do you know a blonde has just lost her virginity? A: Her crayons are still sticky....Read the whole joke
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14 Dirty jokes - 20035
- Q: How does a blonde moonwalk? A: She pulls down her panties and slides her ass along the floor!...Read the whole joke
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15 Dirty jokes - 20036
- Q: WHY CAN`T BLONDES WATER-SKI? A: When they get their crotch wet they think they have to lay ...Read the whole joke
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16 Dirty jokes - 20037
- Q: What is 61 to a blonde? A: She wants 8 (ate) more....Read the whole joke
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17 Dirty jokes - 20038
- Q: What does a blonde and a turtle have in common? A: If either one of them end up on there ba...Read the whole joke
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18 Dirty jokes - 20039
- Q: What's the difference between a chorus line of blondes and a magician? A: A magician has a c...Read the whole joke
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19 Dirty jokes - 20040
- Q: What do blondes and cow-pats have in common? A: They both get easier to pick-up with age....Read the whole joke
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20 Dirty jokes - 20041
- Q: What do blondes do after they comb their hair? A: They pull up their pants....Read the whole joke
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