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1 Dinosaur jokes - 19887
- How can you tell a male dinosaur from a female dinosaur? Ask it a question. If he answers, it's...Read the whole joke
203 0
2 Dinosaur jokes - 19888
- How can you tell if a dinosaur is visiting your house? His tricycle will be parked outside....Read the whole joke
190 0
3 Dinosaur jokes - 19889
- Why do dinosaurs wear glasses? To make sure they don't step on other dinosaurs....Read the whole joke
175 0
4 Dinosaur jokes - 19890
- What's red on the outside and green on the inside? A dinosaur wearing red pajamas....Read the whole joke
192 0
5 Dinosaur jokes - 19891
- What are prehistoric monsters called when they sleep ? A dinosnore !...Read the whole joke
178 0
6 Dinosaur jokes - 19892
- What followed the dinosaur ? It's tail !...Read the whole joke
172 0
7 Dinosaur jokes - 19893
- What did you call a dinosaur that keeps you awake at night ? Bronto-snore-us !...Read the whole joke
193 0
8 Dinosaur jokes - 19894
- Q: What dinosaur would you find in a rodeo? A: Bronco-saurus!...Read the whole joke
190 0
9 Dinosaur jokes - 19895
- Q: What dinosaur can't stay out in the rain? A: Stegosaur-rust!...Read the whole joke
186 0
10 Dinosaur jokes - 19896
- Q: What dinosaur loves pancakes? A: A tri-syrup-tops....Read the whole joke
197 0
11 Dinosaur jokes - 19897
- What would you get if you crossed a dinosaur with a pig? Jurassic pork!...Read the whole joke
194 0
12 Dirty jokes - 19943
- A woman walks into her accountant's office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes. The a...Read the whole joke
214 0
13 Dirty jokes - 20026
- While participating is the Olympics a young gymnast had her first sexual experience, going to ...Read the whole joke
155 0
14 Dirty jokes - 16542
- An old man approaches the window of a cinema with a chicken on his shoulder, and asks for 2 tick...Read the whole joke
328 0
15 Dirty jokes - 16543
- Two Marines were sitting around talking one day. The first Marine asked the second Marine, "If t...Read the whole joke
216 0
16 Dirty jokes - 16544
- The officer shouted orders to a nearby soldier. With considerable bravery, the GI ran directly o...Read the whole joke
196 0
17 Dirty jokes - 16545
- What's the speed limit of sex? 68; at 69 you have to turn around....Read the whole joke
328 0
18 Dirty jokes - 16546
- What's the ultimate rejection? When you're masturbating and your hand falls asleep....Read the whole joke
163 0
19 Dirty jokes - 19898
- Why is air a lot like sex? Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any....Read the whole joke
152 0
20 Dirty jokes - 19899
- What did the egg say to the boiling water? "How can you expect me to get hard so fast? I just g...Read the whole joke
183 0

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