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1 Car and train jokes - 18925
- Police Officer: Why are you driving in a bathing suit? Motorist: I'm in a car pool....Read the whole joke
276 0
2 Car and train jokes - 18926
- Police Officer: Why were you speeding? Women Driver: I was late for traffic school....Read the whole joke
281 0
3 Car and train jokes - 18927
- Policeman: Are you going to a fire? Motorist: No, I'm trying to prevent one. That's what my bos...Read the whole joke
306 0
4 Car and train jokes - 18928
- Policeman: Did you realize you just missed that bus with your car? Motorist: Did you want me to...Read the whole joke
319 0
5 Car and train jokes - 18929
- Policeman: Didn't you hear me whistle at you? Woman Driver: Sure, but I don't flirt when I driv...Read the whole joke
285 0
6 Car and train jokes - 18930
- Policeman: Didn't you hear my siren? Motorist: Sure, that's why I sped up....Read the whole joke
279 0
7 Car and train jokes - 18931
- Policeman: Didn't you see my lights flashing? Motorist: No, I was going faster than the speed o...Read the whole joke
276 0
8 Car and train jokes - 18932
- Policeman: Didn't you see that stop sign? Driver: I keep my eyes closed in traffic....Read the whole joke
195 0
9 Car and train jokes - 18933
- Policeman: Didn't you see the signs with the speed limit? Driver: I thought they were just su...Read the whole joke
149 0
10 Car and train jokes - 18934
- Policeman: Do you know how fast you were going? Motorist: No, you're the one with the radar....Read the whole joke
179 0
11 Car and train jokes - 18935
- Policeman: How can you drive so recklessly? Driver: I have to, this is a getaway car....Read the whole joke
183 0
12 Car and train jokes - 18936
- Policeman: How can you say you don't have any outstanding tickets? Driver: They're all in the g...Read the whole joke
170 0
13 Car and train jokes - 18937
- Policeman: I suppose you're going to tell me you weren't speeding. Motorist: I was speeding all...Read the whole joke
185 0
14 Car and train jokes - 18938
- Policeman: I've had my eye on you for some time now. Young Lady: That's funny. I thought you we...Read the whole joke
167 0
15 Car and train jokes - 18939
- Policeman: What do you think you're doing driving through that intersection fifty miles an hou...Read the whole joke
163 0
16 Car and train jokes - 18940
- Policeman: What do you think you're doing parking your car there? Motorist: I thought it was go...Read the whole joke
177 0
17 Car and train jokes - 18941
- Policeman: Why are you driving on the sidewalk? Motorist: It's too dangerous on the street....Read the whole joke
185 0
18 Car and train jokes - 18942
- Policeman: Why are you driving that car in circles? Driver: I was just going for a little spin....Read the whole joke
195 0
19 Car and train jokes - 18943
- Policeman: Why are you driving without a license? Motorist: Because it was revoked months ago....Read the whole joke
205 0
20 Car and train jokes - 18944
- Policeman: Why did you crash into that stop sign? Motorist: I was only following orders....Read the whole joke
165 0

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