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1 Car and train jokes - 18905
- If you watch the way that many motorists drive you will soon reach the conclusion that the most ...Read the whole joke
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2 Car and train jokes - 18906
- What should a teacher take if he's run down? The number of the car that hit him....Read the whole joke
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3 Car and train jokes - 18907
- What sort of a car has your dad got? I can't remember the name. I think it starts with T. Re...Read the whole joke
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4 Car and train jokes - 18908
- A man was in court charged with parking his car in a restricted area. The judge asked if he had ...Read the whole joke
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5 Car and train jokes - 18909
- On Fred's 17th birthday, his Dad said he'd take him out for his first driving lesson. As they ...Read the whole joke
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6 Car and train jokes - 18910
- What is an autobiography? The life story of an automobile....Read the whole joke
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7 Car and train jokes - 18911
- What is an autograph? A chart which shows car sales....Read the whole joke
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8 Car and train jokes - 18912
- Learner driver: What happens when everything's coming your way? Instructor: You're in the wrong ...Read the whole joke
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9 Car and train jokes - 18913
- "Take the wheel, Harry!" said the nervous lady driver. "There's a tree coming straight for us!"...Read the whole joke
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10 Car and train jokes - 18914
- A man whose son had just passed his driving test went home one evening and found that the boy ha...Read the whole joke
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11 Car and train jokes - 18915
- You know all that talk about backseat driving? Well, I've been driving all my life and can s...Read the whole joke
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12 Car and train jokes - 18916
- My sister's a really bad driver. What makes you say that? Every time she goes out in the car, ...Read the whole joke
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13 Car and train jokes - 18917
- A motorist ran into a shop. "Do you own a black and white cat?" he asked. "No," replied the ma...Read the whole joke
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14 Car and train jokes - 18918
- A passenger train is creeping along, slowly. Finally it creaks to a halt. A passenger sees a con...Read the whole joke
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15 Car and train jokes - 18919
- How did the woman feel when she got run over by a car? Tired....Read the whole joke
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16 Car and train jokes - 18920
- Why is it not safe to doze on trains? Because they run over sleepers....Read the whole joke
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17 Car and train jokes - 18921
- What's the difference between a schoolteacher and a train driver? A schoolteacher says, "Spit ...Read the whole joke
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18 Car and train jokes - 18922
- Which snakes are found on cars? Windscreen vipers....Read the whole joke
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19 Car and train jokes - 18923
- Motorist: When I bought this car you told me it was rust-free, but underneath it's covered with ...Read the whole joke
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20 Car and train jokes - 18924
- Motorist: Does a deer have a horn? Police Officer: No, a deer has two horns. Motorist: Then it m...Read the whole joke
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