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1 Car and train jokes - 18885
- After spending 3-1/2 hours enduring the long lines, surly clerks, and insane regulations at the...Read the whole joke
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2 Car and train jokes - 18886
- Whats black and white and red all over? A nun in a car accident....Read the whole joke
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3 Car and train jokes - 18887
- What did the monster say when he saw a rush hour train full of passengers? Oh good! A chew che...Read the whole joke
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4 Car and train jokes - 18888
- What is evil and ugly and goes at 125 mph? A witch in a high speed train....Read the whole joke
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5 Car and train jokes - 18889
- Where do ghost trains stop? At devil crossings....Read the whole joke
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6 Car and train jokes - 18890
- Why do you have to wait so long for a ghost train to come along? They only run a skeleton serv...Read the whole joke
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7 Car and train jokes - 18891
- Monster: I've got to walk 25 miles home. Ghost: Why don't you take a train. Monster: I did o...Read the whole joke
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8 Car and train jokes - 18892
- Did you hear about the boy who had to do a project on trains? He had to keep track of everythi...Read the whole joke
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9 Car and train jokes - 18893
- What do you call a witch who drives really badly? A road hag....Read the whole joke
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10 Car and train jokes - 18894
- Why did the stupid racing car driver make ten pit stops during the Grand Prix? He was asking f...Read the whole joke
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11 Car and train jokes - 18895
- What's the difference between a teacher and a conductor on the railroad? One trains the mind, ...Read the whole joke
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12 Car and train jokes - 18896
- What do you get if you cross a Rolls Royce with a vampire? A monster that attacks expensive ca...Read the whole joke
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13 Car and train jokes - 18897
- Auntie Maud bought herself a new rear-engine European car. She took an old friend for a drive, b...Read the whole joke
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14 Car and train jokes - 18898
- How do you stop a dog howling in the back of a car? Put him in the front....Read the whole joke
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15 Car and train jokes - 18899
- What car do insects drive? A Volkswagen automobile....Read the whole joke
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16 Car and train jokes - 18900
- My dad is stupid. He thinks a fjord is a Norwegian motor car....Read the whole joke
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17 Car and train jokes - 18901
- What is the meaning of afford? It's the car most sales representatives drive....Read the whole joke
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18 Car and train jokes - 18902
- Two wizards in a car were driving along and the police were chasing them for speeding. One sai...Read the whole joke
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19 Car and train jokes - 18903
- What happens when a frog's car breaks down? It gets toad away.....Read the whole joke
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20 Car and train jokes - 18904
- Why did the car judder to a stop when it saw a ghost? It had a nervous breakdown....Read the whole joke
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