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1 Car and train jokes - 18864
- Five Englishmen in an Audi Quattro arrive at the Italian border. The Italian customer agent s...Read the whole joke
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2 Car and train jokes - 18865
- Andy wants a job as a signalman on the railways. He is told to meet the inspector at the signal ...Read the whole joke
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3 Car and train jokes - 18866
- A man walks into an auto parts store and says "I'd like a rear view mirror for my Yugo." Th...Read the whole joke
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4 Car and train jokes - 18867
- One day, two guys were driving to a local grocery store to get some food. On the way to the stor...Read the whole joke
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5 Car and train jokes - 18868
- Ole and Lena were sitting down to their usual morning cup of coffee, listening to the weather ...Read the whole joke
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6 Car and train jokes - 18869
- A tourist is picked up by a cabbie in New York on a dark night. The passenger taps the driver on...Read the whole joke
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7 Car and train jokes - 18870
- Peter Ludwig, a caver from Austria who is appalled by American driving habits, offers the follo...Read the whole joke
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8 Car and train jokes - 18871
- A Lutheran minister is driving down to New York to see the radio show and he's stopped in Conn...Read the whole joke
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9 Car and train jokes - 18872
- a quadruple amputee is waiting at the bus stop.The bus pulls up.Driver says "alright John, how ...Read the whole joke
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10 Car and train jokes - 18873
- A driver, obviously drunk, was heading the wrong way down a one-way street when a policeman pul...Read the whole joke
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11 Car and train jokes - 18874
- A state trooper pulled a car over and told the man driving that he was going 50 mph in a 40 mph z...Read the whole joke
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12 Car and train jokes - 18875
- A guy driving a truck in the middle of nowhere picks up a hitch-hiker. It gets dark and the hit...Read the whole joke
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13 Car and train jokes - 18876
- A man was driving up a steep and narrow mountain road. A woman was driving down the same road. ...Read the whole joke
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14 Car and train jokes - 18877
- A man is driving down the road for a long period of time. During his travel, he sees a pries...Read the whole joke
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15 Car and train jokes - 18878
- A young bloke has started work on a property, and the boss sends him up the back paddocks to d...Read the whole joke
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16 Car and train jokes - 18879
- A driver pulled up beside a rundown farmhouse. He got out and knocked at the door. A very old ...Read the whole joke
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17 Car and train jokes - 18880
- WIFE: "There's trouble with the car. It has water in the carburettor." HUSBAND: "Water in the ...Read the whole joke
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18 Car and train jokes - 18882
- Two cab drivers met. "Hey," asked one, "what's the idea of painting one side of your cab red ...Read the whole joke
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19 Car and train jokes - 18883
- What do you say to a one legged hitch-hiker? Hop in....Read the whole joke
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20 Car and train jokes - 18884
- One day a guy was driving with his 4-year-old daughter and beeped his car horn by mistake. She t...Read the whole joke
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