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1 Criminal jokes - 19688
- What stars go to jail? Shooting stars....Read the whole joke
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2 Criminal jokes - 19689
- Why would someone in jail want to catch the measles? So he could break out....Read the whole joke
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3 Criminal jokes - 19690
- Who was the world's greatest thief ? Atlas, because he held up the whole world !...Read the whole joke
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4 Criminal jokes - 19691
- Why do pens get sent to prison ? To do long sentences !...Read the whole joke
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5 Criminal jokes - 19692
- What was the parrot doing in prison ? It was a jail-bird !...Read the whole joke
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6 Criminal jokes - 19693
- Why are burglars such good tennis players ? Because they spend such a lot of their time in courts...Read the whole joke
177 0
7 Criminal jokes - 19694
- Who is the biggest gangster in the sea ? Al Caprawn !...Read the whole joke
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8 Criminal jokes - 19695
- What do you call a robbery in China ? A Chinese take away !...Read the whole joke
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9 Criminal jokes - 19696
- What do you call a mayfly with a criminal tendencies ? Baddy long legs !...Read the whole joke
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10 Criminal jokes - 19697
- What do you get if you cross a bunch of flowers with a burglar ? Robbery with violets !...Read the whole joke
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11 Criminal jokes - 19698
- What do you get if you cross a gorilla and a prisoner ? A Kong - vict !...Read the whole joke
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12 Criminal jokes - 19699
- Knock Knock Who's there ! Burglar ! Burglar who ? Burglars don't knock !...Read the whole joke
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13 Criminal jokes - 19700
- t was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the prisoner, "What are you charge...Read the whole joke
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14 Criminal jokes - 19701
- An English prisoner of war was held by the Germans. The Englishman was shot all over the place...Read the whole joke
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15 Criminal jokes - 19702
- A mafioso's son sits at his desk writing a Christmas list to Jesus. He first writes, "Dear bab...Read the whole joke
186 0
16 Criminal jokes - 19708
- A rapist, a gangster and a murderer are in the same car... Who is driving the car? A police o...Read the whole joke
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17 Criminal jokes - 19709
- Did you hear about the calendar thief? He got 12 months; they say his days are numbered!...Read the whole joke
170 0
18 Criminal jokes - 19710
- Bill: Where did you get that gold watch Joe? Joe: I won it in a race. Bill: How many people p...Read the whole joke
151 0
19 Criminal jokes - 19711
- Late one night, a burglar broke into a house he thought was empty. He tiptoed through the livi...Read the whole joke
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