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1 Criminal jokes - 19668
- Criminal: Why don't you hire these twins for the robbery, boss? Criminal Boss: I'm afraid of a ...Read the whole joke
183 0
2 Criminal jokes - 19669
- Detective: Do you think I should put on the cuffs? Criminal: Why? You look good in short sleeve...Read the whole joke
173 0
3 Criminal jokes - 19670
- Detective: How did you get into counterfeiting? Criminal: I answered an ad that said, "Make mon...Read the whole joke
185 0
4 Criminal jokes - 19671
- Detective: Why did you dump those vegetables on my desk? Criminal: You said it was time to spill ...Read the whole joke
194 0
5 Criminal jokes - 19672
- Policeman: Did you know your vehicle was reported stolen? Criminal: It wasn't when I took it....Read the whole joke
176 0
6 Criminal jokes - 19673
- A boy is in a prison cell with no windows and no doors: there are no holes in the ceiling or tra...Read the whole joke
170 0
7 Criminal jokes - 19674
- 'It's a pity you've gone on hunger strike,' said the convict's girlfriend on visiting day. 'Wh...Read the whole joke
168 0
8 Criminal jokes - 19675
- What did the burglar say to the lady who caught him stealing her silver? I'm at your service, ...Read the whole joke
172 0
9 Criminal jokes - 19676
- How do bank robbers send messages? By flee mail!...Read the whole joke
173 0
10 Criminal jokes - 19677
- What hired killer never goes to jail? The exterminator....Read the whole joke
170 0
11 Criminal jokes - 19678
- What kind of thief steals meat? A hamburglar....Read the whole joke
180 0
12 Criminal jokes - 19679
- Who is the strongest thief? A shoplifter....Read the whole joke
180 0
13 Criminal jokes - 19680
- If you crossed a gangster and a garbage man, what would you have? Organised grime (crime)....Read the whole joke
978 0
14 Criminal jokes - 19681
- What diploma do criminals get? The third degree....Read the whole joke
640 0
15 Criminal jokes - 19682
- What is the difference between a thief and a church bell? One steals from the people, the other...Read the whole joke
205 0
16 Criminal jokes - 19683
- What kind of robbery is not dangerous? A safe robbery....Read the whole joke
214 0
17 Criminal jokes - 19684
- What three letters in the alphabet frighten criminals? F.B.I....Read the whole joke
183 0
18 Criminal jokes - 19685
- When did the criminal get smart? When the judge threw the book at him....Read the whole joke
198 0
19 Criminal jokes - 19686
- Why is a sinking ship like a person in jail? Because it needs bailing out....Read the whole joke
230 0
20 Criminal jokes - 19687
- What kind of party do prisoners in jail like most of all. A going-away party....Read the whole joke
247 0

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