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1 Criminal jokes - 19648
- Did you hear about the burglar who fell in the cement mixer? Now he's a hardened criminal....Read the whole joke
181 0
2 Criminal jokes - 19649
- When the school was broken into, the thieves took absolutely everything - desks, books, blackboa...Read the whole joke
183 0
3 Criminal jokes - 19650
- What's another word for a murderer who kills old ladies? A Killergran....Read the whole joke
194 0
4 Criminal jokes - 19651
- Two small time thieves had been sent by the Big Boss to steal a van load of goods from a bathroo...Read the whole joke
232 0
5 Criminal jokes - 19652
- The criminal mastermind found one of his gang sawing the legs off his bed. "What are you doing t...Read the whole joke
220 0
6 Criminal jokes - 19653
- Why was the robber bionic? He was holding up a bank....Read the whole joke
190 0
7 Criminal jokes - 19654
- "Dad," said Fred to his father, who was a bank robber. "I need $50 for the school trip tomorrow....Read the whole joke
211 0
8 Criminal jokes - 19655
- A stupid bank robber rushed into a bank, pointed two fingers at the clerk and said, "This is a m...Read the whole joke
177 0
9 Criminal jokes - 19656
- A woman woke her husband in the middle of the night. "There's a burglar downstairs eating the ca...Read the whole joke
200 0
10 Criminal jokes - 19657
- Fred: We had a burglary last night, and they took everything except the soap and towels. Harry...Read the whole joke
176 0
11 Criminal jokes - 19658
- Why did the burglar take a shower? He wanted to make a clean getaway...Read the whole joke
184 0
12 Criminal jokes - 19659
- What did the burglar say to the watchmaker as he tied him up? Sorry to take so much of your va...Read the whole joke
197 0
13 Criminal jokes - 19660
- Judge: Why did you steal that bird? Prisoner: For a lark, sir....Read the whole joke
174 0
14 Criminal jokes - 19661
- Judge: You claim you robbed the grocery store because you were starving. So why didn't you take ...Read the whole joke
175 0
15 Criminal jokes - 19662
- I think I hear burglars, dear. Are you awake? No!...Read the whole joke
175 0
16 Criminal jokes - 19663
- Judge: Tell me your occupation. Prisoner; I'm a locksmith, Your Honour. Judge: Then what were ...Read the whole joke
190 0
17 Criminal jokes - 19664
- "What makes you think the prisoner was drunk?" asked the judge. "Well, Your Honor," replied the ...Read the whole joke
178 0
18 Criminal jokes - 19665
- A police officer was escorting a prisoner to jail when his hat blew off. "Shall I run and get ...Read the whole joke
164 0
19 Criminal jokes - 19666
- Why was the robber so secure? He was a safe robber....Read the whole joke
184 0
20 Criminal jokes - 19667
- Victim (to mugger): But my watch isn't any good, it only has sentimental value. Mugger: That's ...Read the whole joke
181 0

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