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1 Cow jokes - 19598
- Why did the cow jump over the moon? To get to the Milky Way!...Read the whole joke
172 0
2 Cow jokes - 19599
- Why did the farmer feed money to his cow? He wanted rich milk!...Read the whole joke
162 0
3 Cow jokes - 19600
- Why did the farmer fence in the bull? The farmer had too much of a steak in him to let him go!...Read the whole joke
173 0
4 Cow jokes - 19601
- Why did the farmer put brandy in the cow's food? He wanted to raised stewed beef!...Read the whole joke
166 0
5 Cow jokes - 19602
- Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales? He wanted to see how much the milky weighed!...Read the whole joke
155 0
6 Cow jokes - 19603
- Why did the moron give the sleepy cow a hammer? He wanted her to hit the hay!...Read the whole joke
158 0
7 Cow jokes - 19604
- Why do cows think cooks are mean? They whip cream!...Read the whole joke
163 0
8 Cow jokes - 19605
- Why doesn't Sweden export it's cattle? It wants to keep it's Stockholm!...Read the whole joke
212 0
9 Cow jokes - 19606
- Why don't cows ever have any money? Because the farmers milk them dry!...Read the whole joke
199 0
10 Cow jokes - 19607
- Why was he woman arrested on a cattle ranch for wearing a silk dress? She was charged with rust...Read the whole joke
201 0
11 Cow jokes - 19608
- Why was the calf afraid? He was a cow-herd!...Read the whole joke
187 0
12 Cow jokes - 19609
- Why wouldn't anyone play with the little longhorn? He was too much of a bully!...Read the whole joke
193 0
13 Cow jokes - 19610
- Your Honor, it was an accident! I had to run into the fence to keep from hitting the cow! Was ...Read the whole joke
176 0
14 Cow jokes - 19611
- What is a cow's favourite TV show ? Dr Moo !...Read the whole joke
164 0
15 Cow jokes - 19612
- If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have ? Plenty of milk !...Read the whole joke
219 0
16 Cow jokes - 19613
- What's the best way to make a bull sweat ? Put him in a tight jumper !...Read the whole joke
203 0
17 Cow jokes - 19614
- Why do cows like being told jokes ? Because they like being amoosed !...Read the whole joke
181 0
18 Cow jokes - 19615
- What do you get if you cross a cow with an octopus ? A cow that can milk itself !...Read the whole joke
190 0
19 Cow jokes - 19616
- Q. What does a cow make when the sun comes out? A. A shadow...Read the whole joke
193 0
20 Cow jokes - 19617
- What do you get when a cow goes to the Beach with tanning oil? Pre-tanned leather....Read the whole joke
155 0

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