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1 Car and train jokes - 16481
- A man is driving along in the Irish countryside, when he comes to a petrol station, since he's i...Read the whole joke
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- Kelly was standing in front of Cohan's Tavern when he saw a driverless car rolling slowly down t...Read the whole joke
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3 Car and train jokes - 18846
- An Irish priest and a Rabbi get into a car accident. They both get out of their cars and stumb...Read the whole joke
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- It had been snowing for hours when an announcement came over the intercom: "Will the students ...Read the whole joke
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5 Car and train jokes - 18848
- While driving along the back roads of a small town, two truckers came to an overpass with a sign...Read the whole joke
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- A man goes out and buys the best car available in the US or Europe, a 2001 Turbo BeepBeep. It is...Read the whole joke
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7 Car and train jokes - 18850
- A young man comes home and says "Dad, just got my driver's license and would like to use the fam...Read the whole joke
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8 Car and train jokes - 18851
- Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? A: What for? He can't see my lice...Read the whole joke
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9 Car and train jokes - 18852
- Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? A: The pi...Read the whole joke
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10 Car and train jokes - 18853
- Q: When driving through fog, what should you use? A: Your car....Read the whole joke
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11 Car and train jokes - 18854
- Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident? A: Be too drunk to find your keys....Read the whole joke
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12 Car and train jokes - 18855
- Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? A: I would...Read the whole joke
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- Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic ...Read the whole joke
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14 Car and train jokes - 18857
- Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic? A: Heavy psychedelics....Read the whole joke
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15 Car and train jokes - 18858
- Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? A: Carry loaded weapons....Read the whole joke
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16 Car and train jokes - 18859
- A driver tucked this note under the windshield wiper of his automobile. "I've circled the block ...Read the whole joke
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- A guy driving a Yugo pulled up to a stoplight next to a Rolls-Royce. He rolled down his wind...Read the whole joke
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18 Car and train jokes - 18861
- "When you exit the bus, please be sure to lower your head and watch your step." "If you miss ...Read the whole joke
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19 Car and train jokes - 18862
- In a very small alley two trucks driving in opposite directions meet. As the drivers are equa...Read the whole joke
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20 Car and train jokes - 18863
- After seeing a documentary on how inner city youths can remove the wheels of cars in under 4 se...Read the whole joke
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