More Jokes Jokes - Largest collection of jokes on the internet!

DISCONFECT (dis kon fekt') v. To sterilize the piece of confection (lolly) you dropped on the floor by blowing on it, assuming this will somehow 'remove' all the germs.

Home | Most Visited | Add Joke | Top Rated | # A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

* Welcome to Random Quotes & Jokes *
You've just found the largest jokes site on the internet! Over 20,000 jokes all categorized for easy viewing. Search for jokes by keyword, by rating, or browse by category. Submit, comment, or rate on your favorites, and remember to bookmark us, we update every day!

# Title Hits Rating
1 Cannibal jokes - 18735
- Why won't cannibals eat Frank Sinatra? Because he's always coming back!...Read the whole joke 57 0
2 Cannibal jokes - 18736
- What do sick cannibals have for breakfast? Vitamin bills!...Read the whole joke 53 0
3 Cannibal jokes - 18737
- Why would the cannibal only eat babies? He was on a diet!...Read the whole joke 51 0
4 Cannibal jokes - 18738
- What happened when the cannibal got a religion? He only ate Catholics on Fridays!...Read the whole joke 63 0
5 Cannibal jokes - 18739
- Why didn't the cannibal eat Mike Tyson? He thought he would give him a paunch!...Read the whole joke 52 0
6 Cannibal jokes - 18740
- What happened when the cannibal bit off a missionary's ear? He had his first taste of Christian...Read the whole joke 48 0
7 Cannibal jokes - 18741
- Why did the Scottish cannibal live on a sugar plantation? He said ''So that I can feed my lads ...Read the whole joke 58 0
8 Cannibal jokes - 18742
- Why was the cannibal looking peeky? Because he had just eaten a Chinese dog!...Read the whole joke 53 0
9 Cannibal jokes - 18743
- Which is the only day you you are safe in a cannibal village ? Sitter days (when they eat the b...Read the whole joke 51 0
10 Cannibal jokes - 18744
- What happened to the cannibal lion? He had to swallow his pride!...Read the whole joke 49 0
11 Cannibal jokes - 18745
- Why do cannibals make suitcases out of peoples heads? Because they're headcases !...Read the whole joke 54 0
12 Cannibal jokes - 18746
- What happened to the entertainer who did a show for the cannibals ? He went down really well !...Read the whole joke 58 0
13 Cannibal jokes - 18747
- First cannibal: Come and have dinner in our but tonight. Second cannibal: What are you having? ...Read the whole joke 49 0
14 Cannibal jokes - 18748
- First Cannibal: "Have you seen the dentist?" Second Cannibal: "Yes, he filled my teeth at dinne...Read the whole joke 50 0
15 Cannibal jokes - 18749
- Why did the cannibal eat the tightrope walker? He wanted a balanced meal....Read the whole joke 45 0

Page(s) 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26
27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51
52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60 61 62 63 64 65 66 67 68 69 70 71 72 73 74 75 76