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1 Cow jokes - 19478
- How to you know that cows will be in heaven? It's a place of udder delight....Read the whole joke
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2 Cow jokes - 19479
- I can't decide whether to buy a bicycle or a cow for my farm. Well, wouldn't you look silly ri...Read the whole joke
157 0
3 Cow jokes - 19480
- I hear you take milk baths. That's right. Why? I can't find a cow tall enough for a shower!...Read the whole joke
172 0
4 Cow jokes - 19481
- If you crossed a cow with a goat, what would you get? Half and half!...Read the whole joke
188 0
5 Cow jokes - 19482
- If you crossed a cow with Michael Jackson, what song would you get? "Beeflt!"...Read the whole joke
177 0
6 Cow jokes - 19483
- If you crossed two cows with a flock of ducks, what would you get? Milk and quackers!...Read the whole joke
165 0
7 Cow jokes - 19484
- If you had a gun and you were being chased by a bull and a mountain lion, which one would you sh...Read the whole joke
167 0
8 Cow jokes - 19485
- If you make a cow angry, how will she get even? She'll cream you!...Read the whole joke
228 0
9 Cow jokes - 19486
- In what state will you find the most cows? Moo York!...Read the whole joke
180 0
10 Cow jokes - 19487
- Is there big money in the cattle business? So I've herd!...Read the whole joke
182 0
11 Cow jokes - 19488
- I've just discovered a method for making wool out of milk! But doesn't that make the cow feel ...Read the whole joke
183 0
12 Cow jokes - 19489
- Pa's being chased by a bull! Well, what in tarnation do you want me to do about it? Get me s...Read the whole joke
198 0
13 Cow jokes - 19490
- Teacher: Name five things that contain milk. Pupil: Butter, cheese, ice cream ... and two cows!...Read the whole joke
206 0
14 Cow jokes - 19491
- That bull you sold me is a lazy good-for-nothing! I told you he was a bum steer!...Read the whole joke
190 0
15 Cow jokes - 19492
- That tornado damage your cow barn any? Dunno. Haven't found the durn thing yet!...Read the whole joke
174 0
16 Cow jokes - 19493
- What animals do you bring to bed? Your calves....Read the whole joke
185 0
17 Cow jokes - 19494
- What are cows favorite party games? MOO-sical chairs!...Read the whole joke
221 0
18 Cow jokes - 19495
- What are the spots on black-and-white cows? Holstaines...Read the whole joke
215 0
19 Cow jokes - 19496
- What band is a cow favorite? Moody Blues...Read the whole joke
217 0
20 Cow jokes - 19497
- What country do cows love to visit? Moo Zealand!...Read the whole joke
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