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1 Computer jokes - 17069
- What do you get if you cross a computer with a hamburger? A big mac....Read the whole joke
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2 Computer jokes - 17070
- What do you get if you stuff your computer's disk drive with herbs? A thyme machine....Read the whole joke
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3 Computer jokes - 17071
- What do you get if you take your computer to an ice rink? A slipped disk....Read the whole joke
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4 Computer jokes - 17072
- What's the difference between your finger and a hammer? I don't know! Well, you're not using m...Read the whole joke
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5 Computer jokes - 17073
- When do computers go to sleep? When it's internight....Read the whole joke
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6 Computer jokes - 17074
- Where does an elephant carry its laptop? In its trunk....Read the whole joke
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7 Computer jokes - 17075
- Where is the best place to buy computer software? Washington C.D...Read the whole joke
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8 Computer jokes - 17076
- Which football team to you need to connect up your computer? Leeds....Read the whole joke
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9 Computer jokes - 17077
- Which kind of ink do you put in your computer's printer? Black, Red or Iced? Iced Ink? Well, y...Read the whole joke
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10 Computer jokes - 17078
- Who holds up stagecoaches and steals laptop computers? Click Turpin...Read the whole joke
196 0
11 Computer jokes - 17079
- You're spending a lot of time at that computer screen. Have you had your eyes checked? No, they...Read the whole joke
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12 Computer jokes - 17080
- Who sits on Cinderella's keyboard? Buttons....Read the whole joke
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13 Computer jokes - 17081
- Would you like to buy a second-hand computer? I'm afraid not. I'm only able to type with one hand...Read the whole joke
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14 Computer jokes - 17082
- Why did the computer act crazy? It had a screw loose....Read the whole joke
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15 Computer jokes - 17083
- Why did the dish and spoon hide their computer? The cat kept fiddling with i.t....Read the whole joke
169 0
16 Computer jokes - 17084
- Why did the duck stick his leg into a computer? He wanted to have webbed feet....Read the whole joke
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17 Computer jokes - 17085
- Why did the duck stick his leg into a computer? He wanted to have webbed feet....Read the whole joke
220 0
18 Computer jokes - 17086
- Why do computer teachers never get sick? Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away....Read the whole joke
202 0
19 Computer jokes - 17087
- Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a computer. My goodness, you'd better come to my surgery ri...Read the whole joke
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20 Computer jokes - 17088
- Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a laptop computer. You're just run down, let me give you so...Read the whole joke
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