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1 Computer jokes - 17029
- To err is human; but to really mess things up requires a computer....Read the whole joke
177 0
2 Computer jokes - 17030
- Computers are not intelligent. They only think they are....Read the whole joke
170 0
3 Computer jokes - 17031
- Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes....Read the whole joke
149 0
4 Computer jokes - 17032
- My computer isn't that nervous. It's just a bit ANSI....Read the whole joke
168 0
5 Computer jokes - 17033
- The attention span of a computer is as long as its electrical cord....Read the whole joke
155 0
6 Computer jokes - 17034
- Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up? Because DEC 25 = OCT 31...Read the whole joke
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7 Computer jokes - 17035
- How do you keep a programmer in the shower all day? Give him a bottle of shampoo which says "la...Read the whole joke
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8 Computer jokes - 17036
- A system programmer came home from work almost at dawn and told his wife enthusiastically: "To...Read the whole joke
179 0
9 Computer jokes - 17037
- Once a programmer drowned in the sea. Many Marines where at that time on the beach, but the prog...Read the whole joke
171 0
10 Computer jokes - 17038
- The boy is smoking and leaving smoke rings into the air. The girl gets irritated with the smoke...Read the whole joke
174 0
11 Computer jokes - 17039
- Why all Pascal programmers ask to live in Atlantis? Because it is below C level....Read the whole joke
175 0
12 Computer jokes - 17040
- They say that the new super computer knows everything. A skeptical man came and asked the comput...Read the whole joke
193 0
13 Computer jokes - 17041
- The programmer to his son: "Here, I brought you a new basketball." "Thank you, daddy, but where...Read the whole joke
222 0
14 Computer jokes - 17042
- The problem with physicists is that they tend to cheat in order to get results. The problem w...Read the whole joke
181 0
15 Computer jokes - 17043
- A software verifier read in the Bible that God protects all fools, and decided to test it empiri...Read the whole joke
173 0
16 Computer jokes - 17044
- How many maintenance programmers does it take to change a light bulb? None. They try to fix the...Read the whole joke
199 0
17 Computer jokes - 17045
- How many C++ programmers does it take to change a light bulb? "You're still thinking procedural...Read the whole joke
225 0
18 Computer jokes - 17046
- How many Java programmers does it take to change a light bulb? One, to generate a "ChangeLightBul...Read the whole joke
153 0
19 Computer jokes - 17047
- How many IBM employees does it take to change a light bulb? Fifteen. Five to do it, and ten to ...Read the whole joke
171 0
20 Computer jokes - 17048
- How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, provided there's a pr...Read the whole joke
182 0

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