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1 Computer jokes - 17009
- After a caller gave a technician her PC's serial number, he scanned a database of registered use...Read the whole joke
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2 Computer jokes - 17010
- There are three engineers in a car; an electrical engineer, a chemical engineer and a Microsoft ...Read the whole joke
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3 Computer jokes - 17011
- "This little computer," said the sales clerk, "will do half of your job for you." Studying...Read the whole joke
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4 Computer jokes - 17012
- Five cannibals get appointed as programmers in an IT company. During the welcoming ceremony the...Read the whole joke
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5 Computer jokes - 17013
- Q: How many Pentium designers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1.99904274017, but that...Read the whole joke
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6 Computer jokes - 17014
- Q: What do you get when you cross a Pentium PC with a research grant? A: A mad scientist....Read the whole joke
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7 Computer jokes - 17015
- Q: What's another name for the "Intel Inside" sticker they put on Pentiums? A: The warning lab...Read the whole joke
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8 Computer jokes - 17016
- Q: What do you call a series of FDIV instructions on a Pentium? A: Successive approximations....Read the whole joke
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9 Computer jokes - 17017
- Q: Complete the following word analogy: Add is to Subtract as Multiply is to: 1) Divide 2) ROUND...Read the whole joke
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10 Computer jokes - 17018
- Q: What algorithm did Intel use in the Pentium's floating point divider? A: "Life is like a bo...Read the whole joke
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11 Computer jokes - 17019
- Q: Why didn't Intel call the Pentium the 586? A: Because they added 486 and 100 on the first Pent...Read the whole joke
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12 Computer jokes - 17020
- What do you get if you cross a constable with a computer? PC Plod....Read the whole joke
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13 Computer jokes - 17021
- This truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers stops for a beer. As he approaches...Read the whole joke
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14 Computer jokes - 17022
- A tech support employee once received a call from a disgruntled lady who had purchase one of t...Read the whole joke
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15 Computer jokes - 17023
- If Microsoft built cars you would need to restart your car, then it would perform illegal operat...Read the whole joke
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16 Computer jokes - 17024
- Ridge Hall computer assistant; may I help you?" "Yes, well, I'm having trouble with WordPer...Read the whole joke
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17 Computer jokes - 17025
- What is an astronaut's favorite key on a computer keyboard? The space bar....Read the whole joke
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18 Computer jokes - 17026
- What happened when the computer fell on the floor? It slipped a disk....Read the whole joke
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19 Computer jokes - 17027
- Why was there a bug in the computer? It was looking for a byte to eat....Read the whole joke
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20 Computer jokes - 17028
- What is a computer virus? A terminal illness....Read the whole joke
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