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1 Computer jokes - 16949
- Yeltsin, Clinton and Bill Gates were invited to have dinner with God. During dinner he told them...Read the whole joke
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2 Computer jokes - 16950
- I overheard a woman in a computer store say to the sales assistant "I want a game capable of hol...Read the whole joke
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3 Computer jokes - 16951
- Young Judy, the editor of a trivia publication, was having trouble with her computer. So she cal...Read the whole joke
152 0
4 Computer jokes - 16952
- Dear God: Yesterday was an awful day for me... My husband ran off with his secretary, My son...Read the whole joke
187 0
5 Computer jokes - 16953
- After buying a PC from a dealer of shady shady repute, the luckless customer unpacked his new to...Read the whole joke
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6 Computer jokes - 16954
- My computer made a funny sound the other day. Of course, I've never heard it get thrown out a win...Read the whole joke
178 0
7 Computer jokes - 16955
- Q. What creature has the best aptitude for engineering ? A. The spider -- It has its own webs...Read the whole joke
178 0
8 Computer jokes - 16956
- Jesus and Satan got into an argument over which of them was the better computer programmer. Fina...Read the whole joke
175 0
9 Computer jokes - 16957
- Q: What's the difference between a car salesman and a computer salesman? A: The car salesman c...Read the whole joke
197 0
10 Computer jokes - 16958
- As most technophiles are aware, there are special programs to run scanners. These programs use a...Read the whole joke
175 0
11 Computer jokes - 16959
- A Engineer and an Programmer are sitting next to each other on a long flight from LA to NY. The ...Read the whole joke
207 0
12 Computer jokes - 16960
- Q: What's the best way to accelerate a Mac? A: 9.81 m/s2...Read the whole joke
188 0
13 Computer jokes - 16961
- A doctor, a civil engineer, and a computer scientist were arguing about what was the oldest prof...Read the whole joke
160 0
14 Computer jokes - 16962
- Comments made by Programmers when their programs don't work: Strange... I've never heard abo...Read the whole joke
217 0
15 Computer jokes - 16963
- One guy was on duty in the main lab on a quiet afternoon. He noticed a young woman sitting in fr...Read the whole joke
192 0
16 Computer jokes - 16964
- Got this email from a friend: CanYouFixTheSpaceBarOnMyKeyboard?...Read the whole joke
203 0
17 Computer jokes - 16965
- Customer: "I'm running Windows '95." Tech: "Yes." Customer: "My computer isn't working now." ...Read the whole joke
189 0
18 Computer jokes - 16966
- - Why do you think I spend too much time at my computer? - Well, dear... Every time I ask yo...Read the whole joke
191 0
19 Computer jokes - 16967
- ..... Ya see, we at Microsoft believe in making computing easier! What could be easier for con...Read the whole joke
142 0
20 Computer jokes - 16968
- I heard that if you play the Windows NT 4.0 CD backwards, you'll get a satanic message. But th...Read the whole joke
188 0

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