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1 Cannibal jokes - 18715
- First cannibal: My wife's a tough old bird. Second cannibal: You should have left her in the ove...Read the whole joke
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2 Cannibal jokes - 18716
- A cannibal's dillema: If God didn't want us to eat people, why did he make them out of meat?...Read the whole joke
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3 Cannibal jokes - 18717
- A man is captured by cannibals, every day they poke him with spears and use his blood to wash do...Read the whole joke
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4 Cannibal jokes - 18718
- Cannibal: Mom, mom, I've been eating a missionary and I feel sick ! Mom: Well, you know what they...Read the whole joke
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5 Cannibal jokes - 18719
- Was the principal's brother really a missionary? He certainly was. He gave the people of the Cann...Read the whole joke
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6 Cannibal jokes - 18720
- When a plane caught fire over the jungle the pilot ejected and landed in a cannibal's pot. The c...Read the whole joke
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7 Cannibal jokes - 18721
- 1st Cannibal: I don't know what to make of my boyfriend these days. 2nd Cannibal: How about a h...Read the whole joke
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8 Cannibal jokes - 18722
- What did the cannibal's parents say when she brought her boyfriend home ? 'Lovely, dear, he loo...Read the whole joke
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9 Cannibal jokes - 18723
- First cannibal: Who was that girl I saw you with last night ? Second cannibal: That was no girl...Read the whole joke
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10 Cannibal jokes - 18724
- Two cannibals were having lunch. 'Your girlfriend makes a great soup,' said one to the other. ...Read the whole joke
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11 Cannibal jokes - 18725
- Two cannibals were having their dinner. One said to the other, 'I don't like your friend.' The ...Read the whole joke
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12 Cannibal jokes - 18726
- Why did the cannibal break up with his girlfriend? She didn't suit his taste!...Read the whole joke
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13 Cannibal jokes - 18727
- What did the cannibal have for lunch? Baked beings (beans)....Read the whole joke
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14 Cannibal jokes - 18728
- How can you help a starving cannibal? Give them a hand !...Read the whole joke
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15 Cannibal jokes - 18729
- What's the definition of a cannibal? Some who goes into a restaurant and orders a waiter!...Read the whole joke
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16 Cannibal jokes - 18730
- What do cannibal say when they say grace? ''We thank you,Lord, for our daily dead!''...Read the whole joke
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17 Cannibal jokes - 18731
- What did the cannibal say to the explorer? ''Nice to meat you''!...Read the whole joke
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18 Cannibal jokes - 18732
- What do pygmy cannibals eat for breakfast? Weedie Bix!!...Read the whole joke
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19 Cannibal jokes - 18733
- What happened when the cannibal crossed the Atlantic on the QE2? He told the waiter to take the...Read the whole joke
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20 Cannibal jokes - 18734
- Why don't cannibals like to eat Carl Lewis? He gives them runs!...Read the whole joke
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