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1 Clinton jokes - 19305
- Q: What do Bill Clinton and a fifteen-watt light bulb have in common? A: Neither one is very br...Read the whole joke
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2 Clinton jokes - 19306
- Q: What does Clinton do to lose weight? A: Runs away from the draft....Read the whole joke
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3 Clinton jokes - 19307
- Q: How can you tell when Clinton is ready for battle [in Bosnia]? A: He's got his jogging suit ...Read the whole joke
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4 Clinton jokes - 19308
- Q: What's Clinton's favorite baseball team? A: The Dodgers....Read the whole joke
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5 Clinton jokes - 19309
- During a recent publicity outing, Hillary sneaked off to visit a fortune teller of some local r...Read the whole joke
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6 Clinton jokes - 19310
- Q: Did you hear that the Clinton's had Air Force 1 remodeled? A: Now it's got two left wings....Read the whole joke
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7 Clinton jokes - 19311
- Q: Why is Bill Clinton called "middle of the road Democrat"? A: Because he's got a wide yellow ...Read the whole joke
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8 Clinton jokes - 19312
- Q: Why is Bill Clinton's economic plan called positively atheist? A: Because it hasn't got a pr...Read the whole joke
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9 Clinton jokes - 19313
- Q: If Bill and Hillary jumped together off the Washington monument, who'd land first? A: Who ca...Read the whole joke
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10 Clinton jokes - 19314
- Q: How did Bill Clinton get a crick in his neck? A: Trying to save both faces....Read the whole joke
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11 Clinton jokes - 19315
- Q: If Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton, Al Gore, and Tipper took a boat ride and the boat capsized,...Read the whole joke
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12 Clinton jokes - 19316
- Q: Why is Bill Clinton diverting federal funds from improving schools to improving jails? A: Be...Read the whole joke
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13 Clinton jokes - 19317
- Q: Why does Chelsea look so stupid and ugly? A: Heredity....Read the whole joke
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14 Clinton jokes - 19318
- Q: Why did Bill and Hillary send Chelsea to a private school? A: If they sent her to a public s...Read the whole joke
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15 Clinton jokes - 19319
- Q: What do Clinton and JFK have in common? A: They haven't had any brains for the last thirty yea...Read the whole joke
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16 Clinton jokes - 19320
- Q: What happened when Bill Clinton got a shot of testosterone? A: He turned into Hillary!...Read the whole joke
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17 Clinton jokes - 19321
- Q: Did you hear Chrysler is introducing a new car to commemorate President Clinton's election? ...Read the whole joke
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18 Clinton jokes - 19322
- Q: Why does the secret service guard Hillary so closely? A: Because if something happens to her...Read the whole joke
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19 Clinton jokes - 19323
- Q: How many Clinton administration officials does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two--o...Read the whole joke
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20 Clinton jokes - 19324
- Q: What is Clinton's plan to create thousands of small businesses? A: Take thousands of big busin...Read the whole joke
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