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1 Christmas jokes - 19270
- Who sings "Love me tender", and makes Christmas toys? Santa's little Elvis....Read the whole joke
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2 Christmas jokes - 19271
- Which of Santa's reindeers needs to mind his manners the most? "Rude"olph...Read the whole joke
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3 Christmas jokes - 19272
- What is the cow's holiday greeting? Mooooory Christmas!...Read the whole joke
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4 Christmas jokes - 19273
- What does Santa say when he is sick? OH OH NO!...Read the whole joke
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5 Christmas jokes - 19274
- How does Santa Claus take pictures? With his North Pole-aroid....Read the whole joke
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6 Christmas jokes - 19275
- Why was Santa's little helper depressed? Because he had low elf esteem....Read the whole joke
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7 Christmas jokes - 19276
- What is the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet? The Christmas...Read the whole joke
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8 Christmas jokes - 19277
- What was wrong with the boy's brand new toy electric train set he received for Christmas? Fo...Read the whole joke
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9 Christmas jokes - 19278
- What was so good about he neurotic doll the girl was given for Christmas? It was wound up alre...Read the whole joke
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10 Christmas jokes - 19279
- Once upon a time there was a little girl who wanted a kitten for Christmas. Her mother couldn't ...Read the whole joke
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11 Christmas jokes - 19280
- It was Christmas eve, and Santa was really busy making his list and checking it twice, when th...Read the whole joke
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12 Christmas jokes - 19281
- "Why did your boyfriend return his Christmas tie?" "He said it was too tight."...Read the whole joke
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13 Christmas jokes - 19282
- Why was Santa's little helper depressed? Because he had low elf esteem....Read the whole joke
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14 Christmas jokes - 19283
- What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus? Crisp Cringle....Read the whole joke
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15 Christmas jokes - 19284
- What's the most popular wine at Christmas? "I don't like sprouts!"...Read the whole joke
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16 Christmas jokes - 19285
- Who brings the Christmas presents to police stations? Santa Clues....Read the whole joke
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17 Christmas jokes - 19286
- Why is it so cold at Christmas? It's in Decembrrrrr....Read the whole joke
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18 Christmas jokes - 19287
- Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor and Gamble? Its true....Comet ...Read the whole joke
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19 Christmas jokes - 19288
- Why does Santa Claus only have seven reindeer? Because Prancer moved in with a hairdresser in ...Read the whole joke
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20 Christmas jokes - 19289
- Why is Christmas just like a day at the office ? You do all the work and the fat guy with the s...Read the whole joke
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