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1 Christmas jokes - 19250
- One time Father Christmas lost his underpants. That's how he got the name Saint Knickerless!...Read the whole joke
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2 Christmas jokes - 19251
- What does Father Christmas call his money ? Iced lolly ?...Read the whole joke
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3 Christmas jokes - 19252
- I remember when Father Christmas first passed his sleigh-driving test. He came skidding down in ...Read the whole joke
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4 Christmas jokes - 19253
- A group of mountain climbers once heard Father Christmas go past. They must have had sharp ears...Read the whole joke
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5 Christmas jokes - 19254
- Father Christmas: I thought I asked you to go out there and clear the snow! I'm on my way, Fath...Read the whole joke
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6 Christmas jokes - 19255
- I've had a slight accident with your sleigh, Father Christmas! Father Christmas: Oh no! That sl...Read the whole joke
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7 Christmas jokes - 19256
- What does Dracula write on his Christmas cards ? Best vicious of the season...Read the whole joke
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8 Christmas jokes - 19257
- How do sheep greet each other at Christmas ? A merry Christmas to ewe...Read the whole joke
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9 Christmas jokes - 19258
- Doctor, Doctor, Father Christmas gives us oranges every Christmas. Now I think I'm turning into ...Read the whole joke
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10 Christmas jokes - 19259
- Who made this Christmas pudding? Our chef. He's a little green man who lives in a toadstool. Wha...Read the whole joke
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11 Christmas jokes - 19260
- Last year's Christmas pudding was so awful I threw it in the ocean. That's probably why the oce...Read the whole joke
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12 Christmas jokes - 19261
- What can Santa give away and still keep? A cold....Read the whole joke
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13 Christmas jokes - 19262
- ELF: Santa, one of the reindeer swallowed my pencil! What should I do? SANTA: Use a pen....Read the whole joke
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14 Christmas jokes - 19263
- What nationality is Santa Claus? North Polish....Read the whole joke
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15 Christmas jokes - 19264
- If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called? A subordinate claus....Read the whole joke
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16 Christmas jokes - 19265
- Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage? Because it has long-distance runners on each side....Read the whole joke
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17 Christmas jokes - 19266
- What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus? Crisp Cringle....Read the whole joke
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18 Christmas jokes - 19267
- JUDY: What did the ghosts say to Santa Claus? MIKE: We'll have a boo Christmas without you....Read the whole joke
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19 Christmas jokes - 19268
- ELF NO. 1: What did Santa shout to his toys on Christmas Eve? ELF NO. 2: Okay everyone, sack t...Read the whole joke
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20 Christmas jokes - 19269
- How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas? Fleece Navidad!...Read the whole joke
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