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1 Christmas jokes - 19230
- Father Christmas: What's your favourite Christmas story? Elf: The one where the three creatures...Read the whole joke
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2 Christmas jokes - 19231
- Elf: My favourite film is about the man who casts spells in the middle of a swamp. Father Chris...Read the whole joke
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3 Christmas jokes - 19232
- Someone bought Scrooge a clock for Christmas. He put it straight in the bank. Why did he do tha...Read the whole joke
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4 Christmas jokes - 19233
- What's Scrooge's favourite Christmas game? Mean-opoly....Read the whole joke
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5 Christmas jokes - 19234
- What's a hairdressers's favourite Christmas song? 'Oh comb all ye faithful'...Read the whole joke
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6 Christmas jokes - 19235
- A football supporter's favourite Christmas song? 'Yule never walk alone'...Read the whole joke
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7 Christmas jokes - 19236
- A rabbit's favourite Christmas song? 'Lettuce with a gladsome mind'...Read the whole joke
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8 Christmas jokes - 19237
- Who delievers cat's Christmas presents ? Santa Paws !...Read the whole joke
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9 Christmas jokes - 19238
- Who delievers elephants's Christmas presents? Elephanta Claus !...Read the whole joke
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10 Christmas jokes - 19239
- What game do reindeer play in their stalls? Stable-tennis!...Read the whole joke
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11 Christmas jokes - 19240
- Why did the reindeer wear sunglasses at the beach ? Because he didn't want to be recognised !...Read the whole joke
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12 Christmas jokes - 19241
- What reindeer can jump higher than a house? They all can! Houses can't jump!...Read the whole joke
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13 Christmas jokes - 19242
- 'Father Christmas has two reindeer. He calls one Edward and the other one Edward! I bet you can'...Read the whole joke
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14 Christmas jokes - 19243
- 'Father Christmas has two reindeer. He calls one Edward and the other one Edward! I bet you ca...Read the whole joke
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15 Christmas jokes - 19244
- Dear Father Christmas, this Christmas could you please send me a yellow door. Yours, Sherlock ...Read the whole joke
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16 Christmas jokes - 19245
- Dear Father Christmas, could you please send me some Crocodile shoes!. Father Christmas: Can't ...Read the whole joke
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17 Christmas jokes - 19246
- What's Christmas called in England ? Yule Britannia !...Read the whole joke
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18 Christmas jokes - 19247
- What's Tarzan's favourite Christmas song? Jungle bells....Read the whole joke
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19 Christmas jokes - 19248
- How long does it take to burn a candle down ? About a wick !...Read the whole joke
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20 Christmas jokes - 19249
- Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas ? Santa Jaws !...Read the whole joke
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