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1 Christmas jokes - 19190
- What's fat and jolly and runs on eight wheels? Father Christmas on roller skates!...Read the whole joke
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2 Christmas jokes - 19191
- Why does Father Christmas go down chimneys? Because they soot him!...Read the whole joke
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3 Christmas jokes - 19192
- Mum, Can I have a dog for Christmas ? No you can have turkey like everyone else !...Read the whole joke
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4 Christmas jokes - 19193
- What did the big cracker say to the little cracker ? My pop is bigger than yours !...Read the whole joke
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5 Christmas jokes - 19194
- Who is never hungry at Christmas ? The turkey - he's always stuffed !...Read the whole joke
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6 Christmas jokes - 19195
- What bird has wings but cannot fly ? Roast turkey !...Read the whole joke
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7 Christmas jokes - 19196
- Whats the best thing to put into a Christmas cake ? Your teeth !...Read the whole joke
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8 Christmas jokes - 19197
- What do vampires put on their turkey at Christmas ? Grave-y !...Read the whole joke
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9 Christmas jokes - 19198
- Did you hear about the stupid turkey? It was looking forward to Christmas!...Read the whole joke
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10 Christmas jokes - 19199
- How to cats greet each other at Christmas ? "A furry merry Christmas & Happy mew year" !...Read the whole joke
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11 Christmas jokes - 19200
- Father Christmas lost his umbrella but he didn't get wet! Why not? Because it wasn't raining!...Read the whole joke
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12 Christmas jokes - 19201
- What do you get hanging from Father Christmas' roof? Tired arms!...Read the whole joke
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13 Christmas jokes - 19202
- How do you make a slow reindeer fast ? Don't feed it !...Read the whole joke
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14 Christmas jokes - 19203
- Why are Father Christmas' reindeer like a cricket match? Because they're both stopped by the re...Read the whole joke
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15 Christmas jokes - 19204
- What does Father Christmas call that reindeer with no eyes? No-eyed-deer!...Read the whole joke
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16 Christmas jokes - 19205
- What did Adam say on the day before Christmas ? It's Christmas, Eve !...Read the whole joke
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17 Christmas jokes - 19206
- What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month ? The letter "D" !...Read the whole joke
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18 Christmas jokes - 19207
- What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney ? Santa Claustrophobia !...Read the whole joke
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19 Christmas jokes - 19208
- What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve ? Black mail !...Read the whole joke
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20 Christmas jokes - 19209
- How many chimney does Father Christmas go down ? Stacks !...Read the whole joke
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