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1 Children jokes - 19115
- Mrs Smith, the biology teacher, was very fond of fish. She was also rather deaf, which was great...Read the whole joke
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2 Children jokes - 19116
- Why was the lightning bug unhappy? Because her children were not very bright....Read the whole joke
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3 Children jokes - 19117
- Why was the mother flea feeling down in the dumps? Because she thought her children were all g...Read the whole joke
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4 Children jokes - 19118
- "What were you before you came to school, boys and girls?" asked the teacher, hoping that some...Read the whole joke
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5 Children jokes - 19119
- Boy: Grandma, do you know how to croak. Grandma: No, I don't think so. Why? Boy: Because Daddy s...Read the whole joke
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6 Children jokes - 19120
- Mother: Did you get a good place in the geography test? Fred: Yes, Mum, I sat next to the cleve...Read the whole joke
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7 Children jokes - 19121
- Fred: Where does the new kid come from? Harry: Alaska. Fred: Don't bother - I'll ask her mysel...Read the whole joke
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8 Children jokes - 19122
- A naughty child was irritating all the passengers on the flight from London to New York. At last...Read the whole joke
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9 Children jokes - 19123
- I had a funny dream last night, Mom. Did you? I dreamed I was awake, but when I woke up I foun...Read the whole joke
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10 Children jokes - 19124
- Young Vestal was walking in his Florida backyard when an alligator bit him. "Mama!" yelled t...Read the whole joke
167 0
11 Children jokes - 19125
- An honest seven-year-old admitted calmly to her parents that Billy Brown had kissed her after cl...Read the whole joke
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12 Children jokes - 19126
- A little kid is sitting on a park bench eating abag of chocolates an old man walking by stops to...Read the whole joke
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13 Children jokes - 19127
- Did you hear about the boy who wanted to run away to the circus ? He ended up in a flea circus ...Read the whole joke
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14 Children jokes - 19128
- What's the matter son? The boy next door said I look just like you? What did you say? Nothing h...Read the whole joke
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15 Children jokes - 19129
- A little boy came downstairs crying late one night. ' What's wrong ?' asked his mother. Do peopl...Read the whole joke
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16 Children jokes - 19130
- A man out for a walk came across a little boy pulling his cat's tail. 'Hey you!' he shouted, ' ...Read the whole joke
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17 Children jokes - 19131
- Did you hear about the two little boys who found themselves in a modern art gallery by mistake ?...Read the whole joke
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18 Children jokes - 19132
- A little boy went into a baker's' 'How much are those cakes ? he asked 'Two for 25 cents,' sai...Read the whole joke
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19 Children jokes - 19133
- Did you hear about the boy who was known as Fog ? He was dense and wet !...Read the whole joke
169 0
20 Children jokes - 19134
- 'You boy !' called a policeman.' Can you help ? We're looking for a man with a huge red nose cal...Read the whole joke
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