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1 Cat jokes - 19060
- Who was the most powerful cat in China ? Chairman Miaow !...Read the whole joke
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2 Cat jokes - 19061
- What do you get if you cross a cat with a bottle of vinegar ? A sourpuss !...Read the whole joke
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3 Cat jokes - 19062
- What is cleverer than a talking cat ? A spelling bee !...Read the whole joke
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4 Cat jokes - 19063
- How do you know that cats are sensitive creatures? They never cry over spilt milk !...Read the whole joke
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5 Cat jokes - 19064
- What do you get if you cross a cat with Father Christmas ? Santa Claws !...Read the whole joke
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6 Cat jokes - 19065
- There were four cats in a boat, one jumped out. How many were left ? None. They were all copy c...Read the whole joke
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7 Cat jokes - 19066
- What is white, sugary, has whiskers and floats on the sea ? A catameringue !...Read the whole joke
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8 Cat jokes - 19067
- Why do tomcats fight ? Because they like raising a stink !...Read the whole joke
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9 Cat jokes - 19068
- Why is a crazy marmalade cat like a biscuit ? They are both ginger nuts !...Read the whole joke
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10 Cat jokes - 19069
- What do you call a cat that has just eaten a whole duck ? A duck filled fatty puss !...Read the whole joke
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11 Cat jokes - 19070
- What kind of cat should you take into the desert ? A first aid kitty !...Read the whole joke
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12 Cat jokes - 19071
- Why do cats chase birds ? For a lark !...Read the whole joke
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13 Cat jokes - 19072
- What do cats read in the morning ? Mewspapers !...Read the whole joke
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14 Cat jokes - 19073
- On what should you mount a statue of your cat ? A caterpillar !...Read the whole joke
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15 Cat jokes - 19074
- What cat purrs more than any other ? Purrsians !...Read the whole joke
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16 Cat jokes - 19075
- Why did the cat put the letter "M" into the fridge ? Because it turns "ice" into "mice" !...Read the whole joke
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17 Cat jokes - 19076
- When the cat's away.....? The house smells better !...Read the whole joke
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18 Cat jokes - 19077
- Why was the cat so small ? Because it only ate condensed milk !...Read the whole joke
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19 Cat jokes - 19078
- What works in a circus, walks a tightrope and has claws ? An acrocat !...Read the whole joke
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20 Cat jokes - 19079
- What do you call a cat wearing shoes ? Puss in boots !...Read the whole joke
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