Bozone (n.) The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.
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1 Cat jokes - 19040
- Q: What do you call a cat when he first wakes up with the alarm clock? - A: Catsup!...Read the whole joke
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2 Cat jokes - 19041
- A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry h...Read the whole joke
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- Brother: Did you put the cat out ? Sister: Why, is it on fire ?...Read the whole joke
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- What looks like half a cat ? The other half !...Read the whole joke
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- What happened when the cat ate a ball of wool ? She had mittens !...Read the whole joke
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- What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot ? A carrot !...Read the whole joke
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- How do cats eat spaghetti ? The same as everyone else - they put it in their mouths!...Read the whole joke
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8 Cat jokes - 19047
- How do cats eat spaghetti ? The same as everyone else - they put it in their mouths!...Read the whole joke
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9 Cat jokes - 19048
- What do cat actors say on stage ? Tabby or not tabby !...Read the whole joke
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10 Cat jokes - 19049
- What did the cat say when he lost all his money ? I'm paw !...Read the whole joke
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11 Cat jokes - 19050
- How do you know if you cat's got a bad cold ? He has cat-arrh !...Read the whole joke
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12 Cat jokes - 19051
- How do you know if your cat has eaten a duckling ? She's got that down in the mouth look !...Read the whole joke
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13 Cat jokes - 19052
- What do you get if you cross a cat and a gorilla ? An animal that puts you out a night !...Read the whole joke
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14 Cat jokes - 19053
- What is the cat's favourite TV show ? The evening mews !...Read the whole joke
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15 Cat jokes - 19054
- How is cat food sold ? Usually purr can !...Read the whole joke
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16 Cat jokes - 19055
- What noise does a cat make going down the highway ? Miaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow !...Read the whole joke
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- What's the unluckiest kind of cat to have ? A catastrophe !...Read the whole joke
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18 Cat jokes - 19057
- What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree ? A cat-a-logue !...Read the whole joke
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19 Cat jokes - 19058
- What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim ? An octopuss !...Read the whole joke
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- Why did the cat join the Red Cross ? Because she wanted to be a first-aid kit !...Read the whole joke
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