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1 Car and train jokes - 18985
- What did one car muffler say to the other car muffler? "Am I exhausted!"...Read the whole joke
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2 Car and train jokes - 18986
- What song does a car radio play? A cartoon (car, tune)....Read the whole joke
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3 Car and train jokes - 18987
- Why is an old car like a baby playing? Because it goes with a rattle....Read the whole joke
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4 Car and train jokes - 18988
- What did the jack say to the car? "Can I give you a lift?"...Read the whole joke
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5 Car and train jokes - 18989
- What part of a car is the laziest? The wheels. They are always tired....Read the whole joke
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6 Car and train jokes - 18990
- What is the best thing to take when you're run over? The number of the car that hit you....Read the whole joke
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7 Car and train jokes - 18991
- If an electric train travels 90 miles an hour in a westerly direction and the wind is blowing fr...Read the whole joke
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8 Car and train jokes - 18992
- What driver doesn't have a license? A screw driver....Read the whole joke
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9 Car and train jokes - 18993
- What kind of ears do trains have? Engineers (engine ears)....Read the whole joke
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10 Car and train jokes - 18994
- Who drives away all of his customers? A taxicab driver....Read the whole joke
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11 Car and train jokes - 18995
- What kind of car drives over water? Any kind of car, if it goes over a bridge....Read the whole joke
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12 Car and train jokes - 18996
- Where do cars get the most flat tires? Where there is a fork in the road....Read the whole joke
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13 Car and train jokes - 18997
- What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher? One minds the train, the ot...Read the whole joke
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14 Car and train jokes - 18998
- What happens if an axe falls on your car? You have an ax-i-dent (accident)....Read the whole joke
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15 Car and train jokes - 18999
- What would you have if your car's motor was in flames? A fire engine....Read the whole joke
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16 Car and train jokes - 19000
- What did the big carburettor say to the little carburettor? "Don't inhale so fast or you'll cho...Read the whole joke
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17 Car and train jokes - 19001
- What is a banged-up used car? A car in first-crash condition....Read the whole joke
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18 Car and train jokes - 19002
- What did the man put on his car when the weather was cold? An extra muffler....Read the whole joke
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19 Car and train jokes - 19003
- Why did the man put his car in the oven? Because he wanted a hot rod....Read the whole joke
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20 Car and train jokes - 19004
- What do you call a pretend railway ? A play station !...Read the whole joke
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