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Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun! - 17520 - The husband was not home at
his usual hour, and the wife was fuming, as the clock ticked later
...Read the whole joke
51
0
2
Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun! - 17521 - A guy walks into a bar and
orders a beer. He only brought enough money for one beer though.
...Read the whole joke
42
0
3
Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun! - 17522 - McPherson walked
into a
bar and ordered martini after martini, each time removing the
olives...Read the whole joke
48
0
4
Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun! - 17523 - A group of loud and rowdy
drunks were making a racket in the
street. It was the wee small hours ...Read the whole joke
51
0
5
Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun! - 17524 - A man walks into a bar with
a piece of
asphalt under his arm and asks the barman "Can I have a
...Read the whole joke
43
0
6
Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun! - 17525 - Two ladies are in a bar and
the first lady says, "Why are men the same as parking lots".
S...Read the whole joke
40
0
7
Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun! - 17526 - Remember, an alcoholic & a
drunk are not
the same thing at all.
The alcoholic has to attend
m...Read the whole joke
41
0
8
Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun! - 17527 - Contrary to what people say,
you can indeed drink to relax.
Of course sometimes, you get so
c...Read the whole joke
40
0
9
Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun! - 17528 - Ever hear the
expression
"hard drinker" ? Never made much sense
to me, drinking's one of the
...Read the whole joke
41
0
10
Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun! - 17529 - A
Skeleton walks into a
bar, asks for a beer... and a mop....Read the whole joke
43
0
11
Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun! - 17530 - A snail goes into a bar and
orders a beer.
The barman says 'Sorry we don't serve
snails' a...Read the whole joke
47
0
12
Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun! - 17531 - A guy walks into a bar with
a dog under
his arm, puts the dog on the bar and announces that the ...Read the whole joke
44
0
13
Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun! - 17532 - At the end of the night a
man leaves the bar.
Outside he sees a nun. He walks over to her and
...Read the whole joke
37
0
14
Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun! - 17533 - An Indian,
a Rabbi, the
Pope, an Italian, and an Irishman all walk into a bar
together and
s...Read the whole joke
69
2.5
15
Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun! - 17534 - "Shhaaayyy, buddy, what's a
'Breathalyzer'?" asked one drunk to his friend at the next
barstoo...Read the whole joke
32
0
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