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1 Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun! - 17540
- A number twelve walks into a bar and asks the barman for a pint of beer. "Sorry I can't ser...Read the whole joke
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2 Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun! - 17541
- The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman and a Bulldog are in a bar having adrink when a great-look...Read the whole joke
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3 Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun! - 17542
- A serious drunk walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated ...Read the whole joke
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4 Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun! - 17543
- Two guys were in a bar, and they were both watching the television when the news came on. It...Read the whole joke
169 0
5 Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun! - 17544
- John was sitting outside his local pub one day, enjoying a quiet pint and generally feeling good...Read the whole joke
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6 Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun! - 17545
- A neutron walks into a bar. "I'd like a beer" he says. The bartender promptly serves up a bee...Read the whole joke
166 0
7 Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun! - 17546
- A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded about a table watching a little sho...Read the whole joke
189 0
8 Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun! - 17547
- A man walks into a bar, and as he makes his way to the counter, he stops and talks to everyone ...Read the whole joke
175 0
9 Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun! - 17548
- A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to a priest. The man's tie w...Read the whole joke
193 0
10 Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun! - 17549
- A man walks into a bar and says, "Bartender, give me two shots." Bartender says, "You want them ...Read the whole joke
188 0
11 Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun! - 17550
- A good samaritan was walking home late one night when he came upon this drunk on the sidewalk. ...Read the whole joke
221 0
12 Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun! - 17551
- John & Jessica were on their way home from the bar one night and John got pulled over by the p...Read the whole joke
195 0
13 Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun! - 17552
- A seal walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender asks the seal, "W...Read the whole joke
176 0
14 Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun! - 17553
- John Smith lived in Staten Island, New York and worked in Manhattan. He had to take the ferr...Read the whole joke
177 0
15 Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun! - 17554
- Yesterday, scientists in the United States revealed that beer contains small traces of female ...Read the whole joke
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16 Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun! - 17555
- Three vampires walk into a bar and sit down at a table. The waitress comes over and asks the f...Read the whole joke
174 0
17 Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun! - 17556
- A man walks into a pub and sits down next to a man with a dog at his feet. "Does your dog bi...Read the whole joke
189 0
18 Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun! - 17557
- A golf club walks into a local bar and asks the barman for a pint of beer. The barman refus...Read the whole joke
190 0
19 Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun! - 17558
- A motorway walks into a pub one day. He goes up to the bar and orders himself a drink. He ju...Read the whole joke
186 0
20 Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun! - 17559
- The bartender asks the guy sitting at the bar, "What'll you have?" The guy answers, "A scotch, ...Read the whole joke
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