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1 Burger jokes - 18596
- What is a hamburger's favourite story? Hansel and Gristle!...Read the whole joke
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2 Burger jokes - 18597
- What is the hamburgers' most familiar song? 'Home on the Range'!...Read the whole joke
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3 Burger jokes - 18598
- What is the hamburgers' motto? If at first you don't succeed, fry, fry again!...Read the whole joke
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4 Burger jokes - 18599
- What kind of a pitch did Sandy Koufax of the old Burger-lyn Dodgers have? A fastball - a sizzle...Read the whole joke
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5 Burger jokes - 18600
- What kind of baseball do burgers play? Ketchup baseball!...Read the whole joke
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6 Burger jokes - 18601
- What kind of company is a 24 hours hamburger joint? Fry-by-night!...Read the whole joke
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7 Burger jokes - 18602
- What kind of girl does a hamburger like? Any girl named Patty!...Read the whole joke
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8 Burger jokes - 18603
- What old-time song is the burgers' favourite? 'Hammy' - as sung by Al Jolson!...Read the whole joke
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9 Burger jokes - 18604
- What song do burgers sing on the job? Gristle While You Work!...Read the whole joke
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10 Burger jokes - 18605
- What system do they teach in Hamburger High's math courses? The meatric system, silly!...Read the whole joke
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11 Burger jokes - 18606
- When can you count on a hamburger in an emergency? When the chips are down!...Read the whole joke
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12 Burger jokes - 18607
- When do burgers quit their jobs? The day they decide to meat LOAF!...Read the whole joke
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13 Burger jokes - 18608
- When do hamburgers most enjoy watching TV? During PRIME time!...Read the whole joke
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14 Burger jokes - 18609
- When does a hamburger wear a look like a smile button? When somebody says, 'Well done'!...Read the whole joke
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15 Burger jokes - 18610
- When the crooked hamburger took it on the 'lamb', where did it go? Oh, 'ewe' know!...Read the whole joke
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16 Burger jokes - 18611
- Where can a burger get a great night's sleep? On a bed of lettuce!...Read the whole joke
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17 Burger jokes - 18612
- Where do the burgers go on New Year's Eve? To a meat ball!...Read the whole joke
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18 Burger jokes - 18613
- Where does a burger feel at home? On the range!...Read the whole joke
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19 Burger jokes - 18614
- Where does a burger go on vacation? The Swiss (cheese) Alps or The Cheeseapeake Valley!...Read the whole joke
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20 Burger jokes - 18615
- Which baseball team is currently the favourite with hamburger fans? The Cincinnati Reds -becaus...Read the whole joke
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