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1 Burger jokes - 18576
- Seriously, when the crooked hamburger took it on the 1am, where did it go? Heidelburg-er, Germa...Read the whole joke
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2 Burger jokes - 18577
- What are some outstanding hamburger colleges? Brandeis, Cowlifornia State, Hoofstra, Pen State, R...Read the whole joke
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3 Burger jokes - 18578
- What can you say about Ham Burger and Chief Justice Warren Burger? Ham Burger is 'well done' an...Read the whole joke
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4 Burger jokes - 18579
- What did the hamburger say when it found out that most people liked hamburgers better than frank...Read the whole joke
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5 Burger jokes - 18580
- What did the hamburger say when it pleaded 'not guilty'? I've been flamed!...Read the whole joke
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6 Burger jokes - 18581
- What did the hamburgers say to the butcher who acted on a TV show? Welcome back, Cutter!...Read the whole joke
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7 Burger jokes - 18582
- What did they call it when NHL officials refused to allow a hamburger to play hockey in the leag...Read the whole joke
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8 Burger jokes - 18583
- What did they do to the burger who thought he was a rooster? Cook-a-doodle-do!...Read the whole joke
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9 Burger jokes - 18584
- What did they say about the burger who went skiing for the first time? How the meaty have falle...Read the whole joke
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10 Burger jokes - 18585
- What did they tell the burger who enlisted in the Army? You've got no beef, soldier!...Read the whole joke
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11 Burger jokes - 18586
- What do burgers think when they are surrounded by gherkins? They think they are in a pickle....Read the whole joke
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12 Burger jokes - 18587
- What do hamburger workers say on Monday morning? Well, it's back to the old grind!...Read the whole joke
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13 Burger jokes - 18588
- What do some burger eaters have? A Hardee appetite!...Read the whole joke
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14 Burger jokes - 18589
- What do some people have against cheeseburgers? They say, 'Burgers can't be cheesy!'...Read the whole joke
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15 Burger jokes - 18590
- What do they call a meeting among the most brilliant people in Burger Land? A MEATing of the mi...Read the whole joke
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16 Burger jokes - 18591
- What do they say about the noise at the Burger Land Super Bowl? It's PAN-demonium!...Read the whole joke
153 0
17 Burger jokes - 18592
- What do you use to determine if a refrigerated burger is cold enough? A thermomeater!...Read the whole joke
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18 Burger jokes - 18593
- What famous movie did the hamburger meat think of when they took it out of the freezer? They Fr...Read the whole joke
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19 Burger jokes - 18594
- What great song is associated with hamburgers and baseball? 'Steak Me Out to the Ballgame'!...Read the whole joke
176 0
20 Burger jokes - 18595
- What happens when two burgers fall in love? They live together in holy meatrimony!...Read the whole joke
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