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1 Blonde jokes - 18191
- A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a park. The brunette says suddenly, "Awww, look at ...Read the whole joke
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2 Blonde jokes - 18192
- Q: How did the blonde try to kill the bird? A: She threw it off a cliff....Read the whole joke
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- Q: How does a blonde kill a fish? A: She drowns it....Read the whole joke
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- Q: How does a blonde kill a worm? A: She burys it....Read the whole joke
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5 Blonde jokes - 18195
- Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and bigfoot? A: Bigfoot has been sighted....Read the whole joke
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6 Blonde jokes - 18196
- Q: Did you hear about the blonde that invented the solar flashlight?...Read the whole joke
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- Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a supermarket trolley? A: The supermarket trolley...Read the whole joke
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8 Blonde jokes - 18198
- Q: Why do blondes drive BMWs? A1: Because they can spell it. A2: Because they can spell BWM....Read the whole joke
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9 Blonde jokes - 18199
- Q: What do you call 15 blondes in a circle? A: A dope ring....Read the whole joke
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10 Blonde jokes - 18200
- Q: How do you describe a blonde, surrounded by drooling idiots? A: Flattered....Read the whole joke
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11 Blonde jokes - 18201
- Q: Why do blondes always die before help arrives? A: They always forget the "11" in "9-1-1"....Read the whole joke
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12 Blonde jokes - 18202
- Q: What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde's head? A: A Space Invader....Read the whole joke
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13 Blonde jokes - 18203
- Q: Why are blondes hurt by people's words? A: Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries....Read the whole joke
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14 Blonde jokes - 18204
- Q: Why are blondes like corn flakes? A: Because they're simple, easy and they taste good....Read the whole joke
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- Q: How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies? A: You find M&M shells...Read the whole joke
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16 Blonde jokes - 18206
- Q: What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel? A: An air bag....Read the whole joke
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17 Blonde jokes - 18207
- Q: What is the blonde's chronic speech impediment? A: She can't say "No"....Read the whole joke
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18 Blonde jokes - 18208
- Q: What do you call a blonde in an institution of higher learning? A: A visitor....Read the whole joke
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19 Blonde jokes - 18209
- A policeman pulled a blonde over after he/she'd been driving the wrong way on a one-way street. ...Read the whole joke
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20 Blonde jokes - 18210
- Q: Why don't blondes have elevator jobs? A: They don't know the route....Read the whole joke
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