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1 Birthday jokes - 18021
- Why did the boy put candles on the toilet? He wanted to have a birthday potty!...Read the whole joke
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2 Birthday jokes - 18022
- What do you give a nine-hundred-pound gorilla for his birthday? I don't know, but you'd better...Read the whole joke
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3 Birthday jokes - 18023
- What song should you sing to a wildebeest on his birthday? "Happy Birthday To Gnu!"...Read the whole joke
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4 Birthday jokes - 18024
- "Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake." "Next time, take off the candles."...Read the whole joke
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5 Birthday jokes - 18025
- "Did you go shopping for my birthday present?" "Yeah, and I found the perfect thing." "What ...Read the whole joke
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6 Birthday jokes - 18026
- Did you hear about the flag's birthday? It was a Happy one!...Read the whole joke
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7 Birthday jokes - 18027
- "My birthday's coming" Do you know what I need?" "Yeah, but how do you wrap a life?"...Read the whole joke
147 0
8 Birthday jokes - 18028
- Did you hear about the tree's birthday? It was a sappy one!...Read the whole joke
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9 Birthday jokes - 18029
- Why won't anyone eat the dogs birthday cake? Because he always slobbers out the candles!...Read the whole joke
147 0
10 Birthday jokes - 18030
- "I'm giving a 'surprised' birthday party for you." "A 'surprised'. birthday party? What's that...Read the whole joke
140 0
11 Birthday jokes - 18031
- Did you hear about the dancer's birthday? It was a tappy one!...Read the whole joke
162 0
12 Birthday jokes - 18032
- How can you tell if an elephant's been to your birthday party? Look for his footprints in the ...Read the whole joke
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13 Birthday jokes - 18033
- Why did the fat monster put a candle on his tummy? He was celebrating his girthday!...Read the whole joke
188 0
14 Birthday jokes - 18034
- What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven? Angel food cake, of course!...Read the whole joke
219 0
15 Birthday jokes - 18035
- What is an elf's favourite kind of birthday cake? Shortcake!...Read the whole joke
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16 Birthday jokes - 18036
- What has wings, a long tail, and wears a bow? A birthday pheasant!...Read the whole joke
191 0
17 Birthday jokes - 18037
- "This birthday cake certainly is crunchy." "Maybe you should spit out the plate!"...Read the whole joke
187 0
18 Birthday jokes - 18038
- Man l: "I got my wife a VCP for her birthday" Man 2: "Don't you mean a VCR?" Man 1: "No, a V...Read the whole joke
206 0
19 Birthday jokes - 18039
- What does a cat like to eat on his birthday? Mice cream and cake!...Read the whole joke
199 0
20 Birthday jokes - 18040
- When is a birthday cake like a golf ball? When it's been sliced....Read the whole joke
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