I told the butcher I'd give him 10 if he got the meat down off the top shelf. He said he couldn't. The steaks were too high
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1 Birthday jokes - 18001
- What's the greatest birthday present? Hard to say - but a drum takes a lot of beating....Read the whole joke
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2 Birthday jokes - 18002
- What did the burglar give his wife for her birthday? A stole....Read the whole joke
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3 Birthday jokes - 18003
- Fred: I was going to buy you a handkerchief for your birthday. Betty: That was a kind thought....Read the whole joke
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4 Birthday jokes - 18004
- Fred: Do you like the dictionary I bought you for your birthday? Harry: Sure. It's a great pre...Read the whole joke
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5 Birthday jokes - 18005
- A man who forgets his wife's birthday is certain to get something to remember her by....Read the whole joke
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6 Birthday jokes - 18006
- BoyFriend: Why didn't you give me anything for my birthday? GirlFriend: You told me to surprise...Read the whole joke
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7 Birthday jokes - 18007
- A St. Louis mother telephoned the capital building over in Jefferson City and asked to speak to ...Read the whole joke
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8 Birthday jokes - 18008
- "I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'"...Read the whole joke
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9 Birthday jokes - 18009
- "Artificial intelligence is a wonderful thing. I told my computer that today is my birthday, and...Read the whole joke
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10 Birthday jokes - 18010
- Joe was sitting at a bar. He was totally depressed. The bartender, serving him a drink, asked wh...Read the whole joke
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11 Birthday jokes - 18011
- It was Grandpa Jones' 100th birthday and he was still in perfect health. At his birthday party...Read the whole joke
183 0
12 Birthday jokes - 18012
- What is your favourite type of birthday present? Another present!...Read the whole joke
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13 Birthday jokes - 18013
- What did the birthday balloon say to the pin? "Hi, Buster."...Read the whole joke
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14 Birthday jokes - 18014
- How does Moby Dick celebrate his birthday? He has a whale of a party!...Read the whole joke
167 0
15 Birthday jokes - 18015
- Why did you hit your birthday cake with a hammer? Because you said it was pound cake!...Read the whole joke
180 0
16 Birthday jokes - 18016
- What did one candle say to the other? "Don't birthdays burn you up?"...Read the whole joke
170 0
17 Birthday jokes - 18017
- Why couldn't prehistoric man send birthday cards? The stamps kept falling off the rocks!...Read the whole joke
179 0
18 Birthday jokes - 18018
- Why did Davy Crockett always wear a coonskin cap? It was a birthday present from his wife!...Read the whole joke
166 0
19 Birthday jokes - 18019
- Where do you find a birthday present for a cat? In a cat-alogue!...Read the whole joke
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20 Birthday jokes - 18020
- "I guess I didn't get my birthday wish." "How do you know?" "You're still here!"...Read the whole joke
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