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1 Bird jokes - 17926
- What do you get if you cross a bee with a parrot? An animal that's always telling you how busy...Read the whole joke
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2 Bird jokes - 17927
- Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? The parrots eat em all (Paracetamol)...Read the whole joke
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3 Bird jokes - 17928
- What is a parrot's favorite game? Hide and Speak!...Read the whole joke
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4 Bird jokes - 17929
- Where do blind parrots go for treatment? The Birds Eye counter!...Read the whole joke
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5 Bird jokes - 17930
- What profession did the parrot get into when it swallowed the clock? Politics...Read the whole joke
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6 Bird jokes - 17931
- What's the definition of a Parapet? Pet parrot kept by parachutist!...Read the whole joke
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7 Bird jokes - 17932
- What's the definition of Parity? Two parrots exactly the same!...Read the whole joke
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8 Bird jokes - 17933
- What geometric figure is like a runaway parrot? A polygon ....Read the whole joke
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9 Bird jokes - 17934
- Teacher: What's the definition of a Polygamist? Pupil: A parrot with more than one wife!...Read the whole joke
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10 Bird jokes - 17935
- What did the parrot say when he was using the Internet? P.Cs of eight, P.Cs of eight....Read the whole joke
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11 Bird jokes - 17936
- What's the definition of Polystyrene? A plastic parrot!...Read the whole joke
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12 Bird jokes - 17937
- What do you call a parrot when it has dried itself after a bath? Polly unsaturated!...Read the whole joke
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13 Bird jokes - 17938
- What do you call the place where parrots make films? Pollywood!...Read the whole joke
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14 Bird jokes - 17939
- What did the parrot say on Independence Day? Polly wants a firecracker!...Read the whole joke
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15 Bird jokes - 17940
- What did the rich socialite's parrot say? Polly want a cracker, with cavier please!...Read the whole joke
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16 Bird jokes - 17941
- What did the parrot say when he saw a duck? Polly want a quacker!...Read the whole joke
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17 Bird jokes - 17942
- Which bird ran for President? H. Ross Parrot...Read the whole joke
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18 Bird jokes - 17943
- Why do parrots carry umbrellas? So they don't become polly-saturated!...Read the whole joke
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19 Bird jokes - 17944
- How can you tell if a parrot is intelligent? It speaks in Polly-syllables!...Read the whole joke
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20 Bird jokes - 17945
- What's a parrot's favourite game? Monopoly!...Read the whole joke
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