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1 Bird jokes - 17906
- What happened when the chicken ate cement ? She laid a sidewalk !...Read the whole joke
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2 Bird jokes - 17907
- What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken ? She kicked the bucket !...Read the whole joke
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3 Bird jokes - 17908
- Why did the chicken cross the road half way ? He wanted to lay it on the line !...Read the whole joke
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4 Bird jokes - 17909
- What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon? They go on peck-nics !...Read the whole joke
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5 Bird jokes - 17910
- What did one chicken say to the other after they walked through poison ivy ? "You scratch my be...Read the whole joke
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6 Bird jokes - 17911
- Why did the chick disappoint his mother ? He wasn't what he was cracked up to be !...Read the whole joke
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7 Bird jokes - 17912
- Is chicken soup good for your health ? Not if you're the chicken !...Read the whole joke
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8 Bird jokes - 17913
- What do chickens serve at birthday parties ? Coop-cakes !...Read the whole joke
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9 Bird jokes - 17914
- What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn ? An eggroll !...Read the whole joke
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10 Bird jokes - 17915
- What do you call the outside of a hand gren-egg ? The bombshell !...Read the whole joke
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11 Bird jokes - 17916
- What happens when you drop a hand gren-egg ? It eggs-plodes !...Read the whole joke
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12 Bird jokes - 17917
- What do you call a chicken that crosses the road without looking both ways? Dead....Read the whole joke
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13 Bird jokes - 17918
- Why does a flamingo lift up one leg ? Because if he lifted up both legs it would fall over !...Read the whole joke
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14 Bird jokes - 17919
- What is the strongest bird ? A crane !...Read the whole joke
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15 Bird jokes - 17920
- What birds are found in Portugal ? Portu-geese !...Read the whole joke
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16 Bird jokes - 17921
- What is the difference between a fly and a bird ? A bird can fly but a fly can't bird !...Read the whole joke
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17 Bird jokes - 17922
- Q: Why did the chicken say, "Meow, oink, bow-wow, and moo?" A: He was studying foreign languag...Read the whole joke
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18 Bird jokes - 17923
- My parrot lays square eggs but can only say one word. What's that? Ouch!...Read the whole joke
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19 Bird jokes - 17924
- Teacher: Why do we put a hyphen in a bird-cage? Pupil: For a parrot to perch on, miss....Read the whole joke
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20 Bird jokes - 17925
- Where do the cleverest parrots live? In the brain tree forests!...Read the whole joke
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