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1 Bird jokes - 17886
- What do you get if your budgie flies into the blender ? Shredded Tweet !...Read the whole joke
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2 Bird jokes - 17887
- What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish ? Tweetie Pie !...Read the whole joke
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3 Bird jokes - 17888
- What kind of birds do you usually find locked up ? Jail-birds !...Read the whole joke
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4 Bird jokes - 17889
- Why did the parrot wear a raincoat ? Because she wanted to be a Polly unsaturated !...Read the whole joke
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5 Bird jokes - 17890
- What is the definition of Robin ? A bird who steals !...Read the whole joke
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6 Bird jokes - 17891
- Why did the chicken cross the basketball court ? He heard the referee calling fowls...Read the whole joke
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7 Bird jokes - 17892
- Why did the turkey cross the road ? To prove he wasn't chicken...Read the whole joke
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8 Bird jokes - 17893
- Why didn't the chicken skeleton cross the road ? Because he didn't have enough guts...Read the whole joke
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9 Bird jokes - 17894
- Why did the chicken cross the playground ? To get to the other slide...Read the whole joke
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10 Bird jokes - 17895
- Why did the chicken cross the "net" ? It wanted to get to the other site !...Read the whole joke
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11 Bird jokes - 17896
- What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning ? An alarm cluck !...Read the whole joke
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12 Bird jokes - 17897
- Why does a chicken coop have two doors ? Because if had four doors it would be a chicken sedan!...Read the whole joke
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13 Bird jokes - 17898
- How long do chickens work ? Around the cluck !...Read the whole joke
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14 Bird jokes - 17899
- Why did the chicken end up in the soup ? Because it ran out of cluck !...Read the whole joke
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15 Bird jokes - 17900
- What do you call a crazy chicken ? A cuckoo cluck !...Read the whole joke
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16 Bird jokes - 17901
- What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way ? She was tickled ...Read the whole joke
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17 Bird jokes - 17902
- What do you get when you cross a chicken with a duck? A bird that lays down !...Read the whole joke
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18 Bird jokes - 17903
- Why don't chickens like people ? They beat eggs !...Read the whole joke
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19 Bird jokes - 17904
- Why is it easy for chicks to talk ? Because talk is cheep !...Read the whole joke
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20 Bird jokes - 17905
- What happens when a hen eats gunpowder ? She lays hand gren-eggs !...Read the whole joke
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