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1 Bed jokes - 17781
- Counselor: How many times did I tell you to make your bed? Jane: I can't answer. I didn't know I ...Read the whole joke
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2 Bed jokes - 17782
- Sonny: I can't sleep. What should I do? Counselor: Lie near the edge of the bed. That way you'll ...Read the whole joke
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3 Bed jokes - 17783
- Why are rivers lazy? Because they never get off their beds....Read the whole joke
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4 Bed jokes - 17784
- Why do you go to bed? Because the bed will not come to you....Read the whole joke
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5 Bed jokes - 17785
- Why shouldn't you believe a person in bed? Because he is lying....Read the whole joke
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6 Bed jokes - 17786
- How can you shorten a bed? Don't sleep long in it....Read the whole joke
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7 Bed jokes - 17787
- When does a bed grow longer? At night, because two feet are added to it....Read the whole joke
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8 Bed jokes - 17788
- When is your mind like a rumpled bed? When it isn't made up yet....Read the whole joke
202 0
9 Bed jokes - 17789
- Why did the kid punch the bed? His mother told him to hit the hay....Read the whole joke
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10 Bed jokes - 17790
- Why did the boy take the ruler to bed? He wanted to see how long he slept....Read the whole joke
202 0
11 Bed jokes - 17791
- Why did the man take a pencil to bed ? To draw the curtains !...Read the whole joke
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12 Bed jokes - 17792
- I woke up, went for a walk, my head fell off and rolled away. I picked it up and put it on. A ch...Read the whole joke
202 0
13 Bed jokes - 17793
- Knock Knock Who's there ! Bed ! Bed who ? Bed you can't guess who I am!...Read the whole joke
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14 Bed jokes - 17794
- What should you do if you find a 500-pound dog asleep on your bed? Sleep on the sofa....Read the whole joke
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15 Bed jokes - 17795
- How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed ? When your nose touches the ceiling !...Read the whole joke
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16 Bed jokes - 17796
- What do tigers wear in bed ? Stripey pyjamas !...Read the whole joke
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17 Bicycle jokes - 16417
- While crossing the US-Mexican border on his bicycle, the man was stopped by a guard who pointed ...Read the whole joke
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18 Bicycle jokes - 16418
- What is a ghost-proof bicycle? One with no spooks in it....Read the whole joke
201 0
19 Bicycle jokes - 16419
- "Lie flat on your backs, class, and circle your feet in the air as if you were riding your bikes...Read the whole joke
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20 Bicycle jokes - 16420
- Did you hear about the vampire bicycle that went round biting people's arms off? It was a vici...Read the whole joke
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